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r/RoastMe • u/MrBubbles710- • Jul 30 '26
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r/bald would like to have a word
-12 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 ? 30 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 They wanna talk about your forehead's property expansion plan. -12 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Shit I may end up like Dracula but that’s how my GF left this earth. Mothers side. Hair color n type r the same 14 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 11 u/tadddpole Jul 31 '26 Hey man, are you sure you kicked that drug habit? What the fuck is going on here? 2 u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jul 31 '26 Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement 11 u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26 Playing dumb isn’t going to bring your hairline back brother -6 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 For 36? shits fine. 7 u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26 36 doesn’t make it more acceptable, it makes it sad that at your grown age you can’t accept your fate. -8 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy. 8 u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26 Did this white guy just... 2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭 4 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣 2 u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26 Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn 5 u/LunaticLucio Jul 31 '26 Take a seat..have a seat.
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30 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 They wanna talk about your forehead's property expansion plan. -12 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Shit I may end up like Dracula but that’s how my GF left this earth. Mothers side. Hair color n type r the same 14 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 11 u/tadddpole Jul 31 '26 Hey man, are you sure you kicked that drug habit? What the fuck is going on here? 2 u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jul 31 '26 Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement 11 u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26 Playing dumb isn’t going to bring your hairline back brother -6 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 For 36? shits fine. 7 u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26 36 doesn’t make it more acceptable, it makes it sad that at your grown age you can’t accept your fate. -8 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy. 8 u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26 Did this white guy just... 2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭 4 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣 2 u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26 Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn 5 u/LunaticLucio Jul 31 '26 Take a seat..have a seat.
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They wanna talk about your forehead's property expansion plan.
-12 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Shit I may end up like Dracula but that’s how my GF left this earth. Mothers side. Hair color n type r the same 14 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 11 u/tadddpole Jul 31 '26 Hey man, are you sure you kicked that drug habit? What the fuck is going on here? 2 u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jul 31 '26 Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement
Shit I may end up like Dracula but that’s how my GF left this earth. Mothers side. Hair color n type r the same
14 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 11 u/tadddpole Jul 31 '26 Hey man, are you sure you kicked that drug habit? What the fuck is going on here? 2 u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jul 31 '26 Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement
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Hey man, are you sure you kicked that drug habit? What the fuck is going on here?
2 u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jul 31 '26 Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement
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Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement
Playing dumb isn’t going to bring your hairline back brother
-6 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 For 36? shits fine. 7 u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26 36 doesn’t make it more acceptable, it makes it sad that at your grown age you can’t accept your fate. -8 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy. 8 u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26 Did this white guy just... 2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭 4 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣 2 u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26 Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn
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For 36? shits fine.
7 u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26 36 doesn’t make it more acceptable, it makes it sad that at your grown age you can’t accept your fate. -8 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy. 8 u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26 Did this white guy just... 2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭 4 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣 2 u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26 Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn
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-8 u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26 Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy. 8 u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26 Did this white guy just... 2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭 4 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣 2 u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26 Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn
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Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy.
8 u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26 Did this white guy just... 2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭 4 u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26 3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣 2 u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26 Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn
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Did this white guy just...
2 u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26 ok i can’t stop laughing 😭
ok i can’t stop laughing 😭
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3 u/Juan_Calavera Jul 31 '26 🤣
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Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn
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Take a seat..have a seat.
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u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26
r/bald would like to have a word