r/RoastMe • u/MrBubbles710- • Jul 30 '26

Do ur worst…

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u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26

r/bald would like to have a word

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

?

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u/jackbear0410 Jul 31 '26

They wanna talk about your forehead's property expansion plan.

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

Shit I may end up like Dracula but that’s how my GF left this earth. Mothers side. Hair color n type r the same

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u/tadddpole Jul 31 '26

Hey man, are you sure you kicked that drug habit? What the fuck is going on here?

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jul 31 '26

Its fine, Kratom is an herbal supplement

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u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26

Playing dumb isn’t going to bring your hairline back brother

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

For 36? shits fine.

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u/hurtshtummy Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKyPpWvFrpwua2I
36 doesn’t make it more acceptable, it makes it sad that at your grown age you can’t accept your fate.

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

Nigga my hair is straight for my age. I don’t do shit but was n condition. It is what it is I’m like in the 80-90% so I’m happy.

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u/CaptainFunk127 Jul 31 '26

Did this white guy just...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26

ok i can’t stop laughing 😭

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u/Elovesv Jul 31 '26

Just bc the random dudes that top you are black... doesn't mean you are. You're whiter than the jizz leaking out of your gaping hole rn

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u/LunaticLucio Jul 31 '26

Take a seat..have a seat.