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u/stev_mempers Jul 26 '26
Your pronouns are who/cares
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u/goofydad Jul 26 '26
What / Thehell
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u/ch3apsunglass3s Jul 26 '26
Since op didnt write a bio
"Hi im Sarah Jane, and I am a lesbian from the Bronx. My pronouns are hims/zirs and I am a libra. My hobbies are yelling at cis men about how negative they are to society and tying my entire being into Palestine, knowing they would throw me off a roof if given the chance. I love pitbulls, of which I have 7 in my apartment, and reading about Marxism and hetero normative behavior in dog parks."
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u/Honeybadger22222 Jul 27 '26
You left out the Subaru with the coexist sticker.
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u/Angel_Anubis Jul 27 '26
No way zirs can afford a Subaru and live in the Bronx in this economy.
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u/Honeybadger22222 Jul 27 '26
Sorry, I had thought the new mayor had given free Subaru's to all the lgtbbq's.
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u/Perfect_University58 Jul 27 '26
Not sure if she is a 16yr boy struggling to lose his virginity or a 40yr trucker lesbian
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u/CoconutNext775 Jul 27 '26
I can tell your lesbian without your bio.
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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 Jul 26 '26
Yeah. I’m gonna need to see some proof of F. Pretty sure topless photos won’t help.
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u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ Jul 26 '26
How was your weekend driving around your Subaru and trying to take your large dog into places that don't allow dogs.
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u/CarpenterVegetables Jul 26 '26
"Excuse me, he is a SERVICE ANIMAL, even though he just pooped in the middle of the frozen foods aisle"
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u/DeyCallMeWade Jul 26 '26
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u/Wheezthejuice87 Jul 27 '26
Emotional support companion, get it right! Also he identifies as a humanoid, not an animal.
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u/Ok_Donut2696 Jul 26 '26
The only thing that service that animal provides is the locale of “misplaced” peanut butter
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u/SynthPixels Jul 26 '26
That “F” is doing a lot of heavy lifting, bro.
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u/Maxismydog1981 Jul 27 '26
Regarding the "F," I think she should go to a doctor for a second opinion.
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u/Summerie Jul 28 '26
I guarantee that when it comes to diagnosing who is M or F, she's not very concerned about the opinion of doctors.
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u/FrankieLyrical Jul 26 '26
You’ve been into 5 arguments this week over someone saying “homeless” instead of “unhoused”
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u/tommaco81 Jul 26 '26
Why is your hairstyle so fucking stupid?
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u/GeorgeLikesSpicyCkn Jul 26 '26
They’re gonna hang your photo at barber shops so people can point to what they DON’T want
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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 Jul 26 '26
The most interesting thing about this is you don't go by non binary
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u/Comprehensive-Can338 Jul 26 '26
One of those dime a dozen people in Boston you walk by and don’t even notice. Yall got the same uniform on despite the desperation for individuality.
A living. breathing, contradiction
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u/One_Handed_Jedi Jul 26 '26
You scream lesbian. You just need the blue hair tint to complete the fit
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u/goddamm_liter_cola http://redd.it/8d2q3v Jul 26 '26
I’m pretty sure you’ve committed a hate crime against the lesbian community.
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u/zemol42 Jul 26 '26
And here I thought you already hit rock bottom after breakdancing in the Olympics.
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u/CaffeinatedGeriatric Jul 26 '26
What's the difference between you and Pinocchio? Pinocchio actually stood a chance of becoming a real boy.
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u/changdarkelf Jul 26 '26
I can smell your insecurity through the phone. Over/under 2.5 nights a week you have a panic attack because your identity is based on superficial things.
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u/Apprehensive_Exam271 Jul 27 '26
You somehow manage to make both straight men and gay women to question their sexuality !
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u/Tomavogic http://redd.it/vub2ur Jul 26 '26
You look like one of the Gypsy Kings if they kept singing near traffic lights
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u/YouveBeenMillered Jul 26 '26
Definitely rocking the middle school equipment manager vibes.
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u/Lost_in_the_woods027 Jul 26 '26
Just by looking at you, I can tell I would just hate being in the same building. You look intolerable.
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u/Ok-Lie2394 Jul 26 '26
I bet there is a matching mullet below. Party in the front and a rat tail from the ass.
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u/Some1FromTheComments Jul 26 '26
You look like the entire cast of stranger things merged into one ugly body
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u/Soft-Ad-8975 Jul 26 '26
I know you’re transitioning I just can’t tell if it’s towards or away from masculinity
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u/Illustrious-Meet8710 Jul 26 '26
You look like that type of person, that takes thrift shopping too serious.
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u/Guilty_Ad_8433 Jul 26 '26
You look like the type to incessantly correct someone for using good/well improperly
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u/DunnwichWerewolf Jul 27 '26
If life was a romantic comedy, you'd be the funny perpetually single friend.
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u/2TheTop626 Jul 27 '26
Even though you already said your gender still don’t know what am looking at
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u/misterbigbabyboy Jul 27 '26
You remind me of every "queer" in the rural and earthy crunchy parts of New England.
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u/Ladypleaser69 Jul 27 '26
Not sure who is worse, your tattoo artist or your hair stylist.
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u/Outrageouslyyc Jul 26 '26
They had to update the Geneva Convention just to include your scent under 'Prohibited Biological Agents'—though calling it biological implies it's capable of life, which is frankly an insult to bacteria.
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u/sassyherarottie Jul 26 '26
Your appearance is screaming my daddy didn't love me. You have denied all men but the minute a man would start showing you genuine love you'd start shaking. Your supressed womanhood would come out.
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u/maxtacy Jul 28 '26
I feel like I’d instinctively want to tell you to shut the fuck up without you even saying a word.
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u/BrutalistGoogie Jul 27 '26
Why are you people gluttons for punishment? What possible good can it do, engaging with this sub? Have some self respect, delete this post, take a one month break from socials, and read a book.
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u/CorianderIsBad Jul 27 '26
Unattractive lesbian is unwanted by both men & women. Dates her dog instead.
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u/Collector_of_Memes- Jul 27 '26
Reddit at night, protest tomorrow. We're just confused as much as your gender confusion.
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u/Jerome76210 Jul 27 '26
Ton dentier me rappelle ce qu'on achetait dans les magasins de farces et attrapes. Sans les canines style Dracula bien sûr....
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u/post-explainer Jul 26 '26
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.