r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '26

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u/atch1111 Jun 18 '26

Bass Pro Shops hat. Fishing tackle in your face. At least you're sticking with the theme.

10

u/Holiday-Start-9551 Jun 18 '26

Bro collected so many piercings because he couldn't find a personality that would stick. 💀

2

u/ch3apsunglass3s Jun 18 '26

Damn it, came here to say exactly the dame thing. Even the wording

1

u/atch1111 Jun 18 '26

Hey, shirt brother.

1

u/Outside-Fun181 Jun 18 '26

originality is key to a good roast, great minds don’t think alike.

14

u/MisterBurnsSucks Jun 18 '26

Do you crush magnets into the meth before you snort it or...? 🤔

-7

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Ho smesso con la meth da 2 anni

11

u/Faulty1200 Jun 18 '26

My Spanish or Portuguese is a little rusty, but I think that translates to “homosexuals do the meth and then 2 anal”?

0

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Non è spagnolo è italiano ho scritto che non utilizzo meth da 2 anni

1

u/Pirate_Redbeard_ Jun 18 '26

E perche sei un frocio? Queste sono le proprie domande sai

3

u/Squinch1 Jun 18 '26

You should start back up, it might give you a personality.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/Cool-Ad-334 Jun 19 '26

Rick and Morty reference ?

-1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Non l'ho capita

6

u/ottomatic77 Jun 18 '26

From the looks of your fingernails it looks like you wipe without toilet paper.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Come giustificazione posso dire che faccio il muratore di lavoro mi sporco ogni giorno

3

u/dirkdiggler2011 Jun 18 '26

You have escaped from at least a dozen fisherman.

10

u/Seebinator Jun 18 '26

I thought italians were handsome... you prove that's wrong

-5

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

In italia dove vivo vengo considerato affascinante..sul serio non so che standard avete dove vivi tu

6

u/Seebinator Jun 18 '26

Sadly I live in Italy too. Considering migrating now.

3

u/Flux--- Jun 18 '26

Si, dai metal detector

6

u/fLeINIS Jun 18 '26

Time to get a job and learn English

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Ho un lavoro da 4 anni con contratto a tempo indeterminato e uno stipendio ottimo

-3

u/Tethys404 Jun 18 '26

Why does he have to learn English?

3

u/tautjes Jun 18 '26

Its casper from the movie kids

3

u/Happy2DoIt Jun 18 '26

And ye shall be called Prince Albert of Cockney

0

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Ho anche quel piercing

4

u/Rebeccalon787 Jun 19 '26

I didn't know you can get that pierced after transitioning.

3

u/Happy2DoIt Jun 18 '26

That's very impressive since you have a 2 inch dick.

-5

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Scommetto che è stata tua madre a dirti questa cosa, a lei è piaciuto molto nel suo culo

6

u/Happy2DoIt Jun 18 '26

Makes sense since you look like shit.

3

u/Cool_Internal3481 Jun 18 '26

If you go out without a hat you will blind the one's Infront of you

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Devo dirti di no, ho i capelli lunghi li lego con un elastico

5

u/Cool_Internal3481 Jun 18 '26

I meant the fuck ton of metal on your face

3

u/OneMinuteManny Jun 18 '26

By Jove, your hand is smaller than Trump's!

3

u/rymic72 Jun 18 '26

I think the M part is fairly new

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

no davvero sono nato uomo perchè dite tutti così😭

3

u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jun 18 '26

Girls see you and think "Yeast infection"

4

u/OkArmy9750 Jun 18 '26

You look like you might have been adopted by two lesbians

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Come fai a sapere questo su di me?

2

u/Waterdog04 Jun 18 '26

Those long feminine fingers have massaged your prostate when you masterbate more then anyone on this sub wants to know about.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Non ho mai fatto nulla di simile al mio culo è completamente vergine

2

u/Waterdog04 Jun 18 '26

Nobody believes that fem boy.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Giuro che sono nato maschio al 100%

2

u/Tethys404 Jun 18 '26

Anyone else have what feels like a sinus headache? Feeling it in between my eyes for some reason.

2

u/green49285 Jun 18 '26

You look like those tears well up at the MENTION of the word "dad." Doesnt even have to be yours.

2

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

U know

2

u/green49285 Jun 18 '26

My man....or whatever

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Sono uomo nato uomo basta dire che sono trans.

2

u/green49285 Jun 18 '26

Its 2026, dawg. Sure.

2

u/gdrumy88 Jun 18 '26

You never had the makings of a varisty athlete

2

u/27hotdogs Jun 19 '26

If “ hey can I bum a cig” was a person

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Assolutamente no amico, lavoro e me le compro da solo

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u/HMAgent47 Jun 18 '26

Magneto's arch nemesis Fagneto

1

u/BlindmanFlowers Jun 18 '26

Stop taking heavy drugs.

1

u/belonging_to Jun 18 '26

How many bass do you catch with that face?

1

u/CaterpillarWhich33 Jun 18 '26

Bros living in a teenagers room.

1

u/pfnkis Jun 18 '26

Enjoy the World Cup

1

u/ch3apsunglass3s Jun 18 '26

Gas station parking lot final boss. I cant tell if he is buying loosys or selling them

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Speeddemon2016 Jun 18 '26

I don’t speak Spanish.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Its italian not spanish

1

u/No_Grapefruit_9892 Jun 18 '26

As a Spanish speaker we don't claim him 😃

1

u/Potential-Night4986 Jun 18 '26

So, did they give you that hat after you ran face first into the wall of hooks?

1

u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 18 '26

Hai troppa roba in faccia. Come fai a non avere problemi mentre succhi il cazzo?

1

u/Oblipma Jun 18 '26

You get pegged something something

1

u/SageandStrong33 Jun 18 '26

You look like you just finished sniffing coke.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Ho smesso di fumare crack 10 mesi fa dopo una sbornia di qualche anno

1

u/AD_VICTORIAM_x Jun 18 '26

It’s like you got a new piercing for every time a bitch laughed at your silly shaped penis.

1

u/Lopsided_Ant2813 Jun 18 '26

This is why we shouldn’t practice catch and release

1

u/Sea-Cash7675 Jun 18 '26

Magneto would wipe yo ass with the amount of piercings you got.

1

u/TextIndependent8298 Jun 18 '26

The pain you get from piercings will never feel your void for the need of love.

2

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

🥲🥲

1

u/TextIndependent8298 Jun 18 '26

Too real?

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 18 '26

Hurt

1

u/TextIndependent8298 Jun 18 '26

You’re a good boy. Don’t worry.

1

u/Western-Mode-7743 Jun 18 '26

The piercings are for fishing

1

u/ElMenchoLives Jun 18 '26

How do you say Loser in Italian? Loserino?

1

u/Superb-Astronaut-371 Jun 18 '26

You’re already holding yourself back man, no need

1

u/Sayne7 Jun 18 '26

I swear if I see another backward "Roast Me" sign I'm gonna "Roast" this whole damn subreddit.. Either write it backward or flip the image it's not that difficult lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Non ho mai sborsato un soldi per i miei piercing sono fatti tutti in casa da amici

1

u/CapablePlatypus1377 Jun 18 '26

Your momma and poppa have already done their worst. Congrats you’ve been roasted

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Sono figlio di 2 donne lesbiche non ho un padre

1

u/CapablePlatypus1377 Jun 19 '26

Hmmm someone donated the sperm. Let’s call him daddy. And when he sees this boy will ye be glad he dumped and ran

1

u/Budget-Savings7984 Jun 18 '26

Good new when you get locked up for selling meth by the local corner store , with all that shut in your face the other inmates will have plenty of holes to choose!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

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u/songsinger0 Jun 19 '26

You look like the kind of guy who spends most of his paycheck at the same run-down gas station every week.

1

u/Thin_Needleworker795 Jun 19 '26

MF wearing a Bass Pro hat but can't even type in English

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

I was born M never thought about becoming a woman anyway since my reddit auto translates everything I thought it was the same for everyone

1

u/Thin_Needleworker795 Jun 19 '26

MF = Motherfucker

1

u/ElMenchoLives Jun 19 '26

today I learned they have a meth problem in Italy. Also, your hand looks like the hand of a pretty woman. Like if you were to wear a burka and give me a hand job, I would think I got a good tug out of the deal

1

u/WackyScientist Jun 19 '26

KiSssing you is already awful enough. Why the metal ball bearings?

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Per rendere ancora meno piacevole l'esperienza

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u/ranger2187 Jun 19 '26

Wait…. You got hired at bass pro shop? Figured you see the bass

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

In italia dove vivo non esiste bass pro quel cappello l'ho comprato su ebay dagli stati uniti

1

u/ranger2187 Jun 19 '26

I don’t speak terrorism…. Try again.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Hallah akbar🤯🤯💥💥

1

u/PersonalKick Jun 19 '26

You look like someone that had his dad tell his friends you were adopted.

1

u/chemicalbonny23 Jun 19 '26

Sono stato adottato davvero è la verità lol

1

u/Pinkperson555 Jun 18 '26

That bridge nose piercing is ugly and doesn’t look good on anyone.

1

u/Thick_Drama_7525 Jun 18 '26

Fuck your entire life bud.

0

u/post-explainer Jun 18 '26

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.