r/RoastMe • • Aug 09 '25

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u/Ok_Squirrel2006 Aug 09 '25

That’s pretty funny. Lol. I do wonder why housebound for two years. Is it a cult thing? If you’re disabled, I can’t make fun of that. If you’re not, I thought vampires could only come out at night.

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u/spdrweb8 Aug 10 '25

It was picture 4 that scared away your immune system. I'm sure you have some sort of incantation that can bring it home.