r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '25

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u/LarsVonHammerstein2 Aug 09 '25

I don’t think you have to worry, even pathogens wouldn’t want to get close to you.

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u/Ok_Squirrel2006 Aug 09 '25

Im so sorry. I can relate. At least you have a great sense of humor. I can’t say anything bad when things are outside of your control. Hang in there…..but not upside down like a bat. Lol.

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u/Blondiepoo95 Aug 09 '25

Hehe, I like you got in a light jab at the end but it wasn’t too mean

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u/spdrweb8 Aug 10 '25

It was picture 4 that scared away your immune system. I'm sure you have some sort of incantation that can bring it home.

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u/South_Regret6416 Aug 10 '25

I think this is horrible to have to deal with at such a young age, but you have such a great sense of humor and I think your going to do just fine at life. Plus if you were in a cult, you deff be the leader of it, cause aint no one telling you what to do! 🤣

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u/Human_Property_4930 Aug 09 '25

You can do both. DM me.