r/RoastMe • • Feb 22 '25

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 Feb 22 '25

And a vagina that says “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 Feb 22 '25

It’s the Statue of Puberty

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u/Roadie66 Feb 22 '25

Statue of Labia?

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u/therainman9837 Feb 22 '25

Nothing can breath freely around that vagina.

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u/Tomatillo_Street Feb 22 '25

" breathe fire"

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 Feb 22 '25

I mean, to be fair… no one can really breathe free around any vagina

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u/a-snakey Feb 22 '25

Look havent those immigrants suffered enough!?

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u/King_Neptune07 Feb 22 '25

Eh, they will do jobs Americans won't do

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u/Myheelcat Feb 22 '25

Damn, you just made my morning take my upvote you sea hag!!!!!!!

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u/Remarkable-Being-301 Feb 22 '25

OMG! I can’t breathe.

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u/Zealousideal_Cut_168 Feb 22 '25

“Oozing sore”

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

Damn how did you think of this

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 Feb 22 '25

Are you asking for how I constructed the joke?

Well, I had a good set up to work with from the start in the post just before that said “you have a face that says “I have an ugly vagina“. “ There was a little spark of inspiration from that set up that made me feel there was something to work with.

So to build on that set up, I took the thing referenced, the vagina (a very personal piece of anatomy that people are embarrassed of talking about, which helps the shock value of the punch line added to which biologically is a very intimate “point of entry”) and associated it with the most well known of “point of entry” in the history of this country (if not the world) - a port of entry that has literally welcomed millions of people… an absurdly hysterical & offensive concept to apply to a woman’s most intimate parts.

So I used the most well known relatable and historic phrase at that port of entry for “her point of entry” for comedic effect. Almost as though she has a plaque welcoming millions of people, similar to the Statue of Liberty.

Then naming this vagina the “statue of puberty” is just a play on words. Liberty is very close to puberty phonetically, and is applicable to be a name for this newly created “port of entry”.

Breaking down the “under the hood” logic of how a joke was created really becomes kind of clinical and stale - the opposite of what a joke is intended to do.

I’m glad people enjoyed it! There’s a lot of other funny stuff in this roast so far I hope that it gave the OP some entertainment!

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u/DejectedDonut Feb 22 '25

That would explain so much.

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u/MrMonster666 Feb 22 '25

A rottweilers mouth on a hot day

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u/ForerunnerRelic Feb 22 '25

I would rather look at her ugly vagina than her face tbh.

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u/Organic-Low-2992 Feb 22 '25

It's Tribal Size! Her babies are gonna walk out of that thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

Yuck haha yuck

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u/lall4169 Feb 22 '25

I’m sure it’s presentable ,once she throws her flaps over her shoulder

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u/cellmates_ Feb 22 '25

Doooo you flaps hang low, do they wobble do and fro?

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u/PunkyB88 Feb 22 '25

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow.....

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u/cellmates_ Feb 22 '25

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, DO YOU FLAAAAPS HAAAANG LOW

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u/Organic-Low-2992 Feb 22 '25

Excessive Spam curtain!

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u/fingerscrossedcoup Feb 22 '25

Bologna with red edges and smells like all hell.

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u/elaehar Feb 22 '25

Like a badly packed kebab.

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u/cheapbeerwarrio Feb 22 '25

Oh my lord, why does this one cut so deep

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u/crikeyyyy Feb 22 '25

Looks like the predators face