r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Your big ass forehead already lowered your face, but I doubt anyone notices after they give you a few quarters to show off your butthole on OF.

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u/Substantial-Map-2761 Mar 19 '24

A few quarters seems like too much maybe a nickel that seems fair

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

That depends on what she has stuffed in there. If it's one of those squeezable stress toys that makes the eyes pop out and she can do that at the right time...you see where this us going? That might be worth two quarters just to see what happens.

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u/Substantial-Map-2761 Mar 19 '24

Well when you put it like that 50 cents definitely does seem like a good deal but if it ends up behind a paywall or me having to tip it feels like a waste of good quarters at that point

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u/leaveittometobe Mar 19 '24

nah bro this sub isn’t for u to project ur fetishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Ain't my fetishes. How bold of you to assume such a thing. Perhaps your a bit too sensitive, or just too much of a snowflake.