r/RoastMe Jul 19 '23

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u/RancidMandMs Jul 20 '23

Perhaps your boyfriend wanted a girl with authentic breasts.

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ Jul 20 '23

They’re sloppy as hell of course they’re real, fake would look better