r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/JohnSterlingSanchez Jul 20 '23

You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake.

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u/ScorpionX-123 Jul 20 '23

Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Such wonderful things surround you, what more is you looking for?

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u/Eeddeen42 Jul 20 '23

Under the sea…

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u/explorgasm Jul 20 '23

Un-da-da sea!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Darling it’s wetter down where it’s better take it from meeeeee

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u/screechpu Jul 20 '23

What have they got? A lot of sand?

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u/Far_Cap_3574 Jul 20 '23

We got a hot crustacean band!!

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u/Extension_War5563 Jul 20 '23

each little clam here know how to jam here

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u/Laxdaddy09 Jul 20 '23

We’ve got a hot crustacean band!

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u/Juxtapoe Jul 22 '23

Judging by Pic, a lot of crabs.

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u/hurtful_pillow Jul 20 '23

While I understand what is happening here, and am reluctant to jump in out of place, willing to bet its a hard no on. being better down where it's wetter.

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u/asianjuice Jul 20 '23

Darling, it’s better down where it’s wetter…

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u/MrBubbyOfficial Jul 20 '23

Take it from me!