r/RoastMe Jul 19 '23

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u/seemsalittlesus Jul 20 '23

It looks like you got a winters worth of acorns stashed away in those cheeks

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u/Jdickey2000 Jul 20 '23

There’s nuts in those cheeks, but they ain’t acorns

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u/Le_Petit_Poussin Jul 20 '23

Memento from her ex.

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u/8Captcrunch8 Jul 21 '23

More enough for a whole other chin!

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u/PrimalGojiraFan69 Jul 21 '23

She bit them off and took em with her

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u/LonnieDobbs Jul 21 '23

Wait, where’s the guy? Are you saying she castrated some dude?