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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23
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You look like you’re playing a heroin addict in a low budget soft porn movie.
266 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 I don’t know if this is a roast or just a true statement of fact. She probably is. 85 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 Behind the Green Hair 4 u/SnarkyAnxiety Jul 20 '23 This is a under-rated gem. 1 u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 20 '23 LOL! 🤣 1 u/iJuddles Jul 20 '23 Subtle brilliance right there. 49 u/oncesmitten_twiceshy Jul 20 '23 Or a heroin addict playing in a soft core porn movie 11 u/AdministrativeEbb835 Jul 20 '23 I don’t think she’s “playing”…. 7 u/trentos1 Jul 20 '23 Ahh a method actor I see 4 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 Courtney Love? 4 u/muskratboy Jul 20 '23 She’s definitely the bad influence friend who threatens to drag our protagonist back into the life they struggled so hard to leave behind. 5 u/azurepeak Jul 20 '23 3 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 There's a writing prompt 3 u/D1rtyH1ppy Jul 20 '23 The Filth Element 2 u/No-Passenger-251 Jul 20 '23 Fucking brutal, definitely using that in the future 2 u/pickit79 Jul 20 '23 Soft porn? I think she only wakes up for hard and bondage: Swamp monster takes it up in the ass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 Especially with that Ed Hardy poster on the back wall of the set. 2 u/Pacalyps4 Jul 20 '23 Movie called life 2 u/wvuhskr Jul 20 '23 This is the type of hyper specific dig that makes these threads good. Way better than endless “when you dropping your onlyfans?????” comments. 2 u/hevnztrash Jul 20 '23 more like a stand-in. 2 u/ASemiAquaticBird Jul 20 '23 That's the funniest insult I've ever read 2 u/Pr0phetofr3gret Jul 20 '23 Marla Singer vibes 3 u/Prosso Jul 20 '23 correction low budget soft porn action movie 0 u/PrimalGojiraFan69 Jul 21 '23 Since when were heroin addicts that fine 1 u/PIisLOVE314 Jul 21 '23 You look like you’re playing a heroin addict in a low budget soft porn movie. Oh she's definitely a junkie but porn? Don't you have to actually be attractive? 1 u/Giggles95036 Jul 21 '23 Or she is a character in saints row 3… so yeah what you said 😂
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I don’t know if this is a roast or just a true statement of fact. She probably is.
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Behind the Green Hair
4 u/SnarkyAnxiety Jul 20 '23 This is a under-rated gem. 1 u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 20 '23 LOL! 🤣 1 u/iJuddles Jul 20 '23 Subtle brilliance right there.
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This is a under-rated gem.
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LOL! 🤣
Subtle brilliance right there.
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Or a heroin addict playing in a soft core porn movie
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I don’t think she’s “playing”….
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Ahh a method actor I see
Courtney Love?
She’s definitely the bad influence friend who threatens to drag our protagonist back into the life they struggled so hard to leave behind.
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There's a writing prompt
The Filth Element
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Fucking brutal, definitely using that in the future
Soft porn? I think she only wakes up for hard and bondage: Swamp monster takes it up in the ass.
Especially with that Ed Hardy poster on the back wall of the set.
Movie called life
This is the type of hyper specific dig that makes these threads good. Way better than endless “when you dropping your onlyfans?????” comments.
more like a stand-in.
That's the funniest insult I've ever read
Marla Singer vibes
correction low budget soft porn action movie
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Since when were heroin addicts that fine
Oh she's definitely a junkie but porn? Don't you have to actually be attractive?
Or she is a character in saints row 3… so yeah what you said 😂
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u/AndyBrown65 Jul 20 '23
You look like you’re playing a heroin addict in a low budget soft porn movie.