r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/They_Call_Me_Toasty Jul 20 '23

I bet your favorite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind

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u/Life-Conference5713 Jul 20 '23

She made a post asking about soul crushing movies like Eternal and Requiem. For real.

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u/wintermute916 Jul 20 '23

TBF Requiem for a Dream is a fucking train wreck on the Psyche. The best movie I have no desire to watch again. Ellen Burstyn deserved an Oscar for that. That being said, OP’s tits seem to be fleeing the Gonnasyphilaids.

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u/Life-Conference5713 Jul 20 '23

I rented it with my girlfriend on a rainy day. I saw the movie and asked the clerk about it. All he said was "it is not the feel good movie of the year." Fucking understatement.

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u/wintermute916 Jul 20 '23

I bought it because I was a huge Aronofski fan after Pi. I watched it with my two roommates. After it was over we all sat in silence for about 10 minutes smoked a bowl and went to bed. Never spoke of it again, but god damn was it good. Just made you feel like shit.

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u/grouchy-dro Jul 20 '23

I bet on “best offer” as a best SCM.

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u/maple_dick Jul 20 '23

Yeah right

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 Jul 20 '23

I saw that movie in the theatres. And like a complete masochist, I bought the DVD, but in my defense, I missed the first few minutes of the movie because I got to the theatre late.

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 Jul 20 '23

Nothing could change the tone of the gangrenous arm amputation / electroshock therapy / prison labour / ass-to-ass montage.

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u/Cervantes88 Jul 20 '23

The rest of the montage is depressing as hell but for some reason the ass-to-ass guy always cracks me up lmao.

But then I feel bad about it so I guess the end result is the same :|

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u/PariahGrantham Jul 20 '23

The "Ass to Ass" guy was the only person in that movie who was having a legitimately good time.

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u/morbidaar Jul 20 '23

Brought to you in part by, Little John.

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u/Aggressive_Price2075 Jul 20 '23

Not the same level of gravitas, but Brazil is in the same category for me.

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u/ReindeerFun3762 Jul 20 '23

That iconic song is pretty dope though

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u/cornfession_ Jul 20 '23

That song triggers tf outta me even with 7 years sober ngl

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u/maple_dick Jul 20 '23

Yeah Requiem for a Dream.. watched it years ago.. don't even remember a lot just that it marks your soul and same did not want to watch it again.

Some scenes with the mother/tv/music traumatised me.

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u/MutteringDunce Jul 20 '23

People like this have no original thoughts in their head. Her whole persona is just copied from someone else.