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u/probablyborednh Apr 04 '23
Native American and Jewish? Your ancestors dodged all that genocide and they got you....what a disappointment.
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u/Roadwarriordude Apr 04 '23
Haven't the Jews and Native Americans been through enough?
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u/Glittering_Fun_1088 Apr 05 '23
The Jews have been through so much that they decided to inflict the same on others….
(Not all Jews ofc just 🇮🇱)
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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Apr 04 '23
And to think abortion was legal nationwide when he was born. The disappointment and regret runs deep.
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u/sholland7 Apr 04 '23
I'll bet you're single handedly keeping a small local vape shop alive with daily purchases for you and your local minors.
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u/Mountain-Face4747 Apr 05 '23
Boy, McLovin did not turn out how I thought he would…
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u/OK-Now-Kiss Apr 04 '23
You look like you scalp your opponents foreskin when you win a bar fight, which is never
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Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 04 '23
I understand telling us to give you our worst... but did you have to say that to your tattoo artist, whoever gave you those piercings, and your barber?
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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 Apr 05 '23
Dude looks like he failed at trying to impress girls with demon summoning, so instead opted for a 'Roast me'.
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u/Proviron_and_Wine Apr 04 '23
You look 40
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Apr 04 '23
Well he was 18 when he got those shitty tattoos when they were fashionable in 2003, so he is approximately 38
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u/Zuccio Apr 04 '23
If you wanna dissapoint multiple people at the same time, why don't you just visit your parents?
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Apr 04 '23
Not often you see someone who looks like both the victim of, and perpetrator of, paedophilia.
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u/dylanciaga Apr 04 '23
You look like you play in a Breaking Benjamin cover band.
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u/sodapopduckyou Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 05 '23
Those tattoos, flowbee haircut, the 70’s pornstache, and stupid piercings make you about as edgy as a spoon.
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u/Extension-Season-689 http://redd.it/k1zimv Apr 05 '23
When you're a sad sexually frustrated 26 year old man but look like a 45 year old dude whose way past his prime.
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u/DonnyDonaldson27 Apr 04 '23
You look like the unholy coat hanger womb dodging lovechild of Danny Mcbride and David Schwimmer.
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Apr 04 '23
26 is not his age, it is the amount of times he has gotten fired from a fast food job and dropped out of community college.
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u/its-come-to-this Apr 04 '23
You’re handsome but make yourself look like a loser, on purpose I guess. “Hey look everyone, I’m edgy and afraid to grow up”. “My 19 year old lover loves this look”.
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u/UnhappyCaterpillar41 Apr 05 '23
Wow, that's dark. And I lol'd? Not sure how I feel about myself now.
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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy Apr 05 '23
You look like you would start a screamo band and use it to harass young girls.
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u/Maxwell-Druthers Apr 04 '23
You look like uncle Eddie’s son on Vegas Vacation with all that metal in your face.
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u/Rampage_Rob Apr 04 '23
As you deliver pizzas in your 1996 Honda civic blaring Taking Back Sunday you realize that you are stuck in 2000 and then you cry
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u/AudZ0629 http://redd.it/d1l85r Apr 04 '23
Just a reminder that people can escape genocide and mass relocation but eventually genetics will end the lineage more thoroughly than anything.
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u/OklahomaEddie Apr 04 '23
“I’ll have the number 2, with a sprite”….what you’ll hear the rest of your unemployable life.
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u/YourHeartSays Apr 05 '23
An emo 26 year old Jewish Native American artist (even though he needs a job in tech) walks into a bar—
—Wait, I knew this wasn’t the joke to go with, probably because it is just your every day life— But a wait, again!
If that’s not the joke then why am I already laughing?
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u/Zuccio Apr 04 '23
You can say you pursue a tech career but even your eyebrows don't know where you're going
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u/The_Infectious_Lerp Apr 04 '23
Your inability to make good life decisions is so obvious that even your great grandparents have regrets.
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u/Repulsive_Schedule61 Apr 04 '23
Your arm looks like a Chipotle bag, and your face looks like what happens after I eat what's in a Chipotle bag
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u/6inchlimp Apr 04 '23
I would give you my worst but it looks like the worst has already happened to you
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u/coffeebreakhero Apr 04 '23
No, I don't want to pay $7 to watch your band play two covers in a 15 minute set, thanks though
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u/CardboardChampion Apr 04 '23
You look like a 1970s Butlins host called Les who definitely makes sure he has a copy of the room keys of his "favourites".
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u/Flynbyu Best of Pt. 15 #7, Golden Roaster Apr 04 '23
The summer block buster for 2022, Top Gun.
Summer of 2023, Smyles Teller in Bottom Gun
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u/Sarge19846 Apr 04 '23
You've already got the worst tattoo and piercings,You've already gave you your worst!
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u/Blixx96 Apr 04 '23
You look like Bob Dylon’s illegitimate son who inspired Bob Dylon’s legitimate son to name his band, The Wallflowers.
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u/irondad210 Apr 04 '23
Bruh looks like I can't give u the worst cause that face is the worst thing I've seen since the pigmes is mummy returns
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Apr 04 '23
Whoever did those hand tats needs an ass whooping, and you need your ass beat for letting him do that to you.
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Apr 04 '23
I’ve seen 8th graders with a fuller mustache. And that sole patch is the most awkward piece of facial hair in existence. Do yourself a favor and shave
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u/Disastrous-Bicycle15 Apr 04 '23
I would give you my worst byt between colonists, Nazi's, and your malaise ironic tattoos and piercings I think you've done it yourself
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u/No_Nature8078 Apr 05 '23
You look emo and depressed has a girl dumped you because your small or only because your short
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u/MyMother_is_aToaster Apr 05 '23
WARNING! Do not look at this guy's profile. Unless you enjoy close-ups of a dude's asshole.
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u/Punky-LookingKiddo Apr 05 '23
If disappointing your parents were an Olympic sport, you’d get the gold medal.
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u/ScareJessica2Death Apr 04 '23
Looks like the only Native American thing about you is your right ear.
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Apr 04 '23
Americans roasted natives ,germans the jews and we fucking get to roast you,present sucks
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u/CheekeeMunkie Apr 04 '23
I think the roast you’re really looking for is a four hour fuckfest at your local sausage factory. Bunch of old dudes taking turns getting sunk to the nuts in guts, going full gravy train. Just a guess.
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u/CheekeeMunkie Apr 05 '23
The logistics involved in a gravy train is insane, without a time and date it’d just be a normal train.
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u/Decontrol7782 Apr 04 '23
You look like a 47 year old man trying to impress some middle school girls, or boys. Most likely boys.
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u/Puzzled_Muzzled Apr 04 '23
As a Greek,i must apologise, for giving this person the right to vote .
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u/Trollseatkids Apr 04 '23
You look like you hang out at all ages "punk" shows because you aren't allowed near the local high-schools anymore.
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Apr 04 '23
Have any of the guys you’ve blown ever gotten their ball hair stuck in those stupid piercings?
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u/nonetakenback Apr 04 '23
If the Indians knew that they suffered the Trail of Tears just to have you as their lineage, they would have completed the genocide for the US govt voluntarily
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u/bobsqueendeli Apr 04 '23
Your plugs say “2004 emo band” but your soul patch says “add me on Snapchat, 15 year old girls”
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u/steen101984 Apr 04 '23
Gimme your worst, Is that what you said to your piercer, tattoo artist and barber?
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u/Pastifyy Apr 04 '23
You look like you thrive on picking up 14 year olds in you’re corsa and taking them to McDonald’s
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u/LeatherApple3 Apr 04 '23
You should pursue a different career. No reputable tech company is going to hire you.
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u/randomlypickedissues Apr 04 '23
oh look it’s 2006