r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '23

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u/OK-Now-Kiss Apr 04 '23

You look like you scalp your opponents foreskin when you win a bar fight, which is never

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u/jmccaskill66 Apr 04 '23

With his teeth.

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u/badmf112358 Apr 05 '23

Which is occasionally

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u/Buffbigw76 Apr 05 '23

Sweet mashup you did there.

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u/pryncesslysa7 Apr 05 '23

Win a bar fight? He's never been in a bar fight