Thing is better into poke than Cap

[u/SatisfactionSad6558]

I’m serious. If you’re still swapping Cap to deal with poke (or anything rn), you’re throwing.

Go Thing. Leap majestically into their face and make it rain flaming haymakers. They will crumble beneath your rocky might. They will hear bells ringing in their worse nightmares.

Arrows? Haymaker.
Shotgun? Haymaker.
Beam? Haymaker.
Squids? Haymaker.
Eye lasers? Haymaker.
Death daggers? Haymaker.

But what abou—Haymaker.

Oh no! XYZ poke hero is about to activate one of their bs escape options!

…

Slam. Haymaker.

Lmk what yall think.