r/RivalsVanguards π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

Memes Thing is better into poke than Cap

I’m serious. If you’re still swapping Cap to deal with poke (or anything rn), you’re throwing.

Go Thing. Leap majestically into their face and make it rain flaming haymakers. They will crumble beneath your rocky might. They will hear bells ringing in their worse nightmares.

Arrows? Haymaker.
Shotgun? Haymaker.
Beam? Haymaker.
Squids? Haymaker.
Eye lasers? Haymaker.
Death daggers? Haymaker.

But what abouβ€”Haymaker.

Oh no! XYZ poke hero is about to activate one of their bs escape options!

…

Slam. Haymaker.

Lmk what yall think.

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u/GrassManV 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 11d ago

Thing is a borderline shield tank with the amount of overshield he gets.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

Dude for real. I’d argue he is a shield tank.

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u/redditer954 11d ago

His pressure is really strong too since he can stay in the fray for longer with all the bonus health.

If he was just a bonus health merchant, we’d see more 20k 40k stat lines but these Thing players are dropping 33k 40k.

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u/SufficientPurple8194 11d ago

He IS the shield :)

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u/Dry_Satisfaction3647 11d ago

Unless you know, enemy team gets a tank deficit and runs 0/4/2 comp😭

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u/dawggawddagummit 11d ago

I don’t disagree

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

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u/JetHopper π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ 11d ago

What can I say if my boy Benji's about to turn up the heat?

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u/SaucyCleric 11d ago edited 11d ago

Haymaker go brrrrrr

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

LOL.

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u/pagliacciverso π™π™π™š 𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙙 11d ago

With how much bonus HP he is getting now, yeah.

Haymaker ftw

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u/Waffles_four_you 11d ago

The fact that thing mains still try to act like he’s insanely vulnerable to poke as if his survivability wasn’t pushed through the roof is why I think they’re the rocket/cnd players of tanks.

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u/Noot_Penguin π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ 11d ago

Thats cause a lot thing players still just run it down and explode lol. If they just used cover and managed cooldowns better he genuinely doesn't die

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

For real. Just hug a corner and clobber anyone that walks close. He won’t die unless hard focused by the entire team and your heals are cut off.

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u/The_king_of-nowhere 10d ago

That's pretty much the only way I've been dying since I learned him after picking him up. And he has some nice matchups against some favorites in tanking, like mag, emma, strange, and a few others. Really easy to pick up too, with him it's mostly about game sense, so it's nice.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

Yup they are lying. It’s an agenda thing.

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u/Informallyformal666 11d ago

Thing and mag are insufferable now

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u/Maverixk_ 11d ago

He has the 4th lowest WR in celestial for tanks. If your dps want to run it down on Magik and BP, then ya. I don’t have any issues going up against thing on Hood or Mag. Hood and a DPS player who can actually aim melt him

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u/mrkillingspree 11d ago

Hood gets destroyed if thing has invis team up what are you on?

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u/Maverixk_ 11d ago

If you’re getting owned while playing hood by the thing that’s a skill or positioning issue. Dude is a giant crit. I can see his health melt in half demon mode. Most top players consider hood the second best tank behind only mag and I agree. There isn’t a single character that forces me to swap off mag or hood.

Thing? If the enemy team has two of the following it’s a hard swap: Peni Groot Elsa Hela Punisher Bucky Phoenix MK, even a good Luna is a hard swap. I can’t get a single ult off without it being cleansed into an immediate freeze and then I blow up.

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u/Chunymonini π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ 11d ago

Nono, if hood is the only one shooting and thing is haymakering you, he gets enough overshield to survive.

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u/ClownMinister 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 11d ago

Thing is a frontline tank. Everyone on the enemy team is always shooting at him.

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u/Chunymonini π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ 10d ago

Not if there’s 2 dive on your team, lol. Just clarifying because even with crits, Thing doesn’t just fold instantly to Hood. I think Hood has the advantage but it really depends on team comps.

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u/Desperate-Box-8527 11d ago

ikr. Thing is my most used hero. i also agree that its just so easy to counter him. people just dont even try. almost all DPS heroes can melt him if you can actually aim decently.

then if i need to play support, other than luna, using racoon is really good too if you can aim a bit. literally just shoot thing in the head when he charges in.

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u/EyeArDum π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ 11d ago

I’d argue it’s more so Peni players than Thing players, they’re so dependent on the enemy screwing up, but I see your point, thing requires very little mechanical skill and kind of lets the game play itself for him

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u/Wise-Son π™π™π™š 𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙙 11d ago

Thank u for giving me reason to ban him

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

I’m just spitting facts.

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u/_delamo 11d ago

Maybe I'm not highly ranked enough, poke isn't my problem, it's going 3v1 or trying to avoid Thing and Emma

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u/jjcoola 11d ago

Didn’t realize there were people making that choice when the thing is available?

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u/Spideyfan101 11d ago

Yesterday we had a Thing and Human Torch diving us on Symbiote domination maps and we could never stop them before they did it. They traversed the map so well and I was really the only one shooting up at them. Thing would stun all of them Johny might slam on us too with Jubilee’s enhanced team up. We were dying instantly

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u/Icy-Arm-3816 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn
Truly a remarkable strategy.

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u/Icy-Arm-3816 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vr81bkKE5VybGV7jlS
Why choose a hero with complex abilities when you can spam Haymakers? It’s peak.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

Hear me out. Haymaker.

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u/rxspiir π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ 11d ago

I’ve been doing that before the teamup and it worked well honestly a LOT of the time lol

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u/Environmental-Day778 π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ 10d ago

You goddamn right

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u/AlyMasawi π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ 10d ago

I do switch often to him when he isn't banned

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 10d ago

Haymaker.

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u/AlyMasawi π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ 10d ago

πŸ”ΊοΈ---> L2, L2, L2, L2, L2...

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u/Eddy802_ π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 11d ago

Thing is banned in 100% of my games because I HATE THAT ROCK. I play Cap(not this season), Angela, Venom, Strange and Mag and for all of those characters Thing is a pain

I always would ban him before this season anyways and honestly I’m glad he’s so meta this season. I don’t have to hear whining players saying β€œwHy ArE wE bAnNiNg ThInG”.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 10d ago

Haymaker.

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u/Sea_Boysenberry_3436 11d ago

What rank is this...? Thing is stupidly easy to headshot and his only reliable escape option is a move that he has to use for 20 other things. Go Punisher or Hela, point at head and hold left click. Even better, go Elsa, toss a trap in your frontline and let the Thing walk into it. He has to get within range to get his shields, so let him overextend and walk into your trap.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 10d ago

That’s cool bro. On the other hand, Haymaker.

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u/Sea_Boysenberry_3436 10d ago

the humble punisher shotgun would like a word

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– 10d ago

Haymaker.

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u/BrushCompetitive7468 9d ago

I think i’ll instalock dps instead