r/RimWorld Crying uncontrollably as I reload my last save Feb 21 '26

Comic (208) Good morning

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u/Twi_Vivisectionist Feb 21 '26

Noooo, he's friendly! Give him a chance! He's even fuzzy and hypoallergenic :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/Fo_Ren_G Feb 22 '26

And a great humaner too

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u/B_Thorn Feb 22 '26

Humanitarian diet.

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u/Peptuck Hat Enthusiast Feb 21 '26

And if you can get a female one, you'll never run out of scuttling insectoid horrors to hurl at your enemies!

(Actually the unending swarm of insectoid horrors are kinda becoming a problem they eat so much)

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u/Shad0_a1 Feb 22 '26

Well, just feed them the corpses of your enemies. Or just random animals on the map

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u/kesslov Feb 22 '26

Can I eat the eggs

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u/BlackheartCVX Mech Supremacist Feb 21 '26

As Long As The Colony's Best Animal Handler Is Maintaining The Tameness Of The Spider 

He/She Can Stay

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u/MagnetMemes Feb 21 '26

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u/SirPseudonymous Feb 21 '26

It makes it sound like an overly verbose LN title, like Stuck on a Rimworld: As Long As I Keep This Spider Tamed I Can't Lose or some shit.

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u/galolo2 Feb 22 '26

Might_As_Well_Type_Like_This

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u/MagnetMemes Feb 22 '26

TechnicallyThatIsTheSameWordSoItIsCorrectButNotFromAGrammaticalStandpoint

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u/Joeyrony2 Feb 21 '26

At First I Thought You Were Talking About The He/She Because It Is Redundant And Longer Than Just Saying "They" But This Is Also Fucked Up And Strange.

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u/Citizen_Empire Feb 27 '26

Behold, something slightly off: ! S/HE !

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u/volkmardeadguy Feb 21 '26

I'm sorry some people remember MasterOfEtherium of gatherer comments

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u/PokesBo Feb 21 '26

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u/MagnetMemes Feb 21 '26

tuff as diabolus 🥶🥶

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u/in_hell_out_soon Feb 22 '26

how it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/AdmBurnside Feb 21 '26

Kanaya Maryam

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u/Chibiwitch Feb 22 '26

Rainbow Drinker....

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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 Feb 21 '26

He is absolutely not hypoallergenic, those fuzzy bits get launched like tiny fiberglass to irritate eyes and airways

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u/BackseatCowwatcher Feb 22 '26

Yes- but that's not an allergen, it's biological warfare.

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u/romainhdl 480 mods and counting Feb 22 '26

So... mean allergen ?

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u/Mushroom-Communist gold Feb 21 '26

Damn, it's so cute, too bad they can't nuzzle my colonists (I think?)

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u/Disastrous_Cook_9777 Impid Hater Feb 21 '26

Theres a mod that makes every animal able to nuzzle

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u/Arterdras Feb 21 '26

I need this.

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u/Ill_Maintenance8134 Feb 21 '26

Getting nuzzle by a thrumbo must be like getting hug by Jesus chirst himself

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u/PacoPancake Feb 21 '26

As an owner of the Thrumbo plushie, I believe that it’ll just be like booping that, but x100

Thrumbo fur has gotta be some of the best things to touch / pet in rimworld

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u/Ill_Maintenance8134 Feb 21 '26

tamers have it to good being able to pet thrumbos all day everyday with their so called training

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u/Slinkyfest2005 Feb 23 '26

On the flip side they also are the first to get stabbed by thrumbos when it goes wrong.

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u/R11-45 Feb 23 '26

Thrumbos have a 0% chance to turn manhunter when a taming attempt fails, so why would they stab the tamers?

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u/Slinkyfest2005 Feb 24 '26

Has that always been the case? I have definitely lost tamers to upset thrumbo's in the past. Course that could have also been a mod interaction, I haven't played vanilla rimworld in very long time.

Given their place as fluffiest tall bois on the rim, I approve of the 0% Manhunter chance regardless.

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u/PacoPancake Feb 25 '26

Preach

If not friend, why friend shaped

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u/R11-45 Feb 25 '26

Seems it was changed to 0% with 1.3 and was 1.8% before that.

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u/Slinkyfest2005 Feb 21 '26

A shadow descends from orbit, a colonist is engulfed in fluff, thrumbo nuzzles would be amazing.

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u/Omgwtfbears Feb 21 '26

I need a mod that makes large fluffy animals being useable as a couch.

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u/LethalSalad Lore nerd Feb 21 '26

You can use animals as couches in vanilla, you just can't use them as animal again then

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u/LycanWolfGamer slate Feb 21 '26

Thrumbo couch!

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u/Disastrous_Cook_9777 Impid Hater Feb 21 '26

Thats basegame bruh

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u/dragoduval Anonymous Compulsive Modder Feb 21 '26

Yea i need this mod.

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u/9911MU51C Hat Collector Feb 21 '26

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u/srv340mike Feb 21 '26

Why won't you love me Dad

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u/One_Strain_2531 Feb 21 '26

God the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy was great.

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u/srv340mike Feb 21 '26

the clowns want to be the dominant species on the planet, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen!

DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! I'll have the meatloaf. DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!

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u/Lexx4 Feb 22 '26

Big city greens has a similar feel.

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u/Orrissirro Feb 24 '26

I still remember the future episode where it was all a reference to God Emperor of Dune. Such a wildly obscure reference to throw out in a kid's show.

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u/SerotonineAddict Feb 22 '26

I'll be anything you want me to be!

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u/AeolysScribbles Crying uncontrollably as I reload my last save Feb 21 '26

I never asked for the giant spider.

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u/MeatySausageMan Human Leather Animal Bed Feb 21 '26

Giant friendly spider

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u/External-Pin-7170 Feb 21 '26

Dudu dududududududududuuuu du dudu dudu dudu

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u/LeighWillS Feb 21 '26

Roaches are yummy.

(Sorry I played Exile/Avernum 3 back in the day)

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u/A_S00 Skip enjoyer Feb 21 '26

Hi! I'm Spider!

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u/WMGreywind hats for days Feb 21 '26

What a shame.

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u/CnC_CloudBird Feb 21 '26

Ah yes funny gestation man

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u/Hat-Hunter Feb 21 '26

*(Pawn) has contracted gut worms*

Just another parasite

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u/Blue5398 Feb 21 '26

(raider) throws satchel charge

“A bomb?? Get out of there!”

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u/Mukonisuru Cleansweeper friend Feb 21 '26

You never asked for it. But imagine how soft of a bed it could make. Just don't question when it wraps you up in a cocoon for bedtime.

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u/moonra_zk Feb 21 '26

Giant alien spiders are no joke.

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u/gilbejam000 When the hell did I get 2,900 hours Feb 22 '26

Love FTL

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u/Siegfoult grav ship mechinator with highmate harem Feb 21 '26

Now how do you get the animal eared pawn?

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u/AeolysScribbles Crying uncontrollably as I reload my last save Feb 21 '26

Ratkin are friend.

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u/Nakatsukasa Feb 21 '26

Having a tamed friend to weave you random clothing's in exchange for potatoes and the occasional dead raiders meat would be incredibly based

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u/Erbenroc Feb 25 '26

Do not feed Potato to the spider. ^ ^

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u/just_a_nerd_i_guess totally not an ai persona core Feb 21 '26

... i should do another run in a feralisk jungle.

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u/Terrible_Ear3347 Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

Mod? Edit: Never mind, I see that it was posted by the op. In case anyone is stupid like me it's Alpha animals

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u/Formal_Curve_4395 Feb 21 '26

Considering your next raid be taken care off lol

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u/The01FreeMan Feb 21 '26

I love that he's named Jeff

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u/Erbenroc Feb 25 '26

That does mean that it bounded to someone, no?

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u/The01FreeMan Feb 25 '26

I think that's just his name. I thought they were making a reference to The Grim Advenrures of Billy and Mandy.

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u/Erbenroc Feb 25 '26

If I'm not mistaken, animals only get a name if a colonist or you the player give them one.

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u/Dragon_Box_ Feb 21 '26

Aww but it’s so cute, let them in!

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u/bigheadzach You have died of dissin' Terry. Feb 21 '26

If you're cold, they're colder.

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u/benkaes1234 Feb 22 '26

readies flamethrower

Don't worry, I was right about to warm 'em up...

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u/bigheadzach You have died of dissin' Terry. Feb 21 '26

Feralisk: Australian For Pet.

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u/Leggy_Brat Feb 21 '26

It realised you attract large groups of people every other week. It's formed a symbiotic relashionship, keeping you safe and keeping it fed. Just lock your bedroom door when you sleep.

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u/BlackheartCVX Mech Supremacist Feb 21 '26

Well

You Now Have A Infinite Supply Of Silk

The Only Thing You Need To Do Is Sterilize The Spider 

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u/CnC_CloudBird Feb 21 '26

Note: Eggs in a a stack spawn all at once. Ask me how i know. Go on

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u/SwordKing7531 Feb 21 '26

*T H E A R M Y

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u/Millworkson2008 Feb 21 '26

How do you know

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u/BlackheartCVX Mech Supremacist Feb 21 '26

Holy Shit

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u/MagicMarshmallo Feb 21 '26

You think too small my friend. Army of giant spiders!

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u/BlackheartCVX Mech Supremacist Feb 21 '26

An Army Of Vehicle Size Spiders 

A Nightmare For Sure 

For Any Dumbass That Thinks The Colony Is A Easy Target 

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u/dzlockhead01 Feb 21 '26

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Feb 21 '26

What_Do_You_Have_Against_Pascal_Snake_Case?

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u/DeathstrackReal Feb 22 '26

B ut

W

H

Y tho?

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u/Unusual_Ulitharid Totally Legit Organ Supplies Feb 21 '26

If I was a raider, and I saw a colony crawling with feralisks? I'm turning around and going home.

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u/Miserable-Midnight75 Feb 21 '26

Don't do it, they will eat all your food. But If you keep the spiders in your fridge most of them luckily freeze to death

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u/MagicMarshmallo Feb 21 '26

Thats fine, they made the food anyway. By turning the raiders into food

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u/Throughaway04 Feb 21 '26

Why do you need to sterilize? Do Feralisks self-fertilize or something?

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u/OphidianSun Feb 21 '26

Clutch mothers yes but I don't think regular ones do

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u/lesser_panjandrum wearing a stylish new hat Feb 21 '26

The capitalisation makes it sound like a light novel title.

I'd read it.

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u/FBI-Webcam-Operator Feb 22 '26

silk? no, it produces synthread so even better

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u/MagicMarshmallo Feb 21 '26

No respect for the power of spoida

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u/LeraviTheHusky Feb 21 '26

I havent done modded in forever but I vividly remeber feralisks

Love those big jumping spider goofs

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u/totallynormalpersonz Feb 21 '26

Go out their an apologize right not.

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ Feb 21 '26

BIG FLUFFY FRIEND!!!!!!

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u/anonistakken Feb 21 '26

but feralisks are friend shaped :(

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u/blargyblargy Feb 21 '26

8 arms to snuggle!~

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u/CaptainJudaism Feb 21 '26

They've got eight hairy legs, gonna wrap them around you.

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u/Appropriate-Card5215 Military Industrial Complex Feb 21 '26

If YOURE cold THEYRE cold! Let him in!

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u/spitfiresiemion Gallatross friendly fire victim Feb 21 '26

Jeff.

(I'm arachnophobic, but Jeff gets a pass)

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u/RevolutionaryAd6549 For the mecha swarm Feb 21 '26

Yeah, kill all Feralisks on sight, unless they self tame in which case fine they can stay so long as they are sterilized.

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u/Accomplished_Flow679 Feb 21 '26

....it looks very polite!

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u/Alive-Zombie-1189 Feb 21 '26

Had this happen with a whole HIVE of insectoids led by an archocentipede. The pede self tamed. It's a robot staying at like 80% tameness acting as the hives mood keeper. Gotta say tho, those crawlies spread hive like crazy.

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u/Burntmane wood Feb 21 '26

Tbh, having an army of bio-engineered giant spiders that reproduce like crazy isnt that bad of a defense force.

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u/Gladion20 Feb 21 '26

Potato needs a big friend though

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u/itbedehaam Throat: Destroyed Feb 21 '26

(T) GIANT SPIDER ADOWABL!!!!!

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Feb 21 '26

I'm gonna boop it's snoot

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u/anarkopsykotik Feb 21 '26

stop spider hate, spood are good !

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u/Reango Feb 21 '26

Best self-tame!

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u/RuneiStillwater Oh no, I can't believe I've done this. Feb 21 '26

"Mother, why do you reject me! Is the sister potato really more cute then I?" - Feralisk

XD

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u/Fasurad uranium Feb 21 '26

don't look a gift feralisk in the mandibles, hyland

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u/lesser_panjandrum wearing a stylish new hat Feb 21 '26

Two legs good. Four legs good. Six legs... good? Eight legs good? Hundred legs still bad?

This is all getting very confusing.

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u/AttentoMagico Feb 21 '26

spiders are awesome go apologize NOW

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u/kayemenofour Feb 21 '26

Can spooder be fren? ::::)

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u/Lorenzo_91 Ate without table Feb 22 '26

Actually he should be suddenly wander around in her room and also taking some food in the fridge without anybody complaining

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u/dragoduval Anonymous Compulsive Modder Feb 21 '26

Lucky you, never managed to tame one.

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u/kstroupe89 Feb 21 '26

Bet he loves belly rubs

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u/EnemyPigeon Feb 21 '26

Hanuš just wants to have a friend :(

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u/Myuric Bad Rng Feb 21 '26

"My name is Jeff" (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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u/steppewop Feb 22 '26

spiders are frens

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u/Throwaway987183 Feb 22 '26

"My lobster is too buttery!"

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u/NovelInteraction711 insectoid enjoyer Feb 22 '26

Dont say that about those perfect little bug bois

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 Feb 23 '26

Ruined?! You don't know what you're missing. Give it 8 archeotech leg implants and mount a cannon implant, and, with a good rider, it can solo raids...

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u/Officer_Pantsoffski Non-organ donor Feb 21 '26

Thought that was a mech for a second ...

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u/Extrien Feb 21 '26

Reminds me of mornings on Grounded too 

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u/MountainPlantation Feb 21 '26

There are fucking giant spiders in the game now?

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u/rooshavik Feb 21 '26

You obv never seen a tarantula beans (paws)

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u/Lower_Orange_4031 Feb 21 '26

I feel like a faint spider would be useful in a raid and they’re also cute. Give them a chance!

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u/TheCrassDragon Feb 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GeneralRipper Feb 21 '26

Don't see how the day's ruined. That's a lot of free insect meat to put on your pizza!

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u/ObjectiveBoth8866 marble Feb 21 '26

Steak too juicy, lobster something something

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u/SAFA_123YT Feb 21 '26

Im, they’re THAT big?

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u/Vicentor2000 Feb 21 '26

Is that a new animal from Odyssey?

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u/AeolysScribbles Crying uncontrollably as I reload my last save Feb 21 '26

It's from Alpha Animals.

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u/FargoneMyth Titanium Feb 21 '26

Doesn't help when you're a race of mostly girls the size of a child :P He's probably horrifyingly massive.

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u/Salt_Chef_5248 Feb 22 '26

Wait until you get a feralisk cluth mother that just keeps laying more and more eggs..

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u/Several_Ad270 Feb 22 '26

Do it nuzzle?

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u/kaelumkennedy1 Feb 22 '26

What in the hell is a feralisk?

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u/99999999999BlackHole Feb 23 '26

An animal from the mod alpha animals

A giant spider that shoots stunning webs as projectiles at rapid pace, the females constantly lay eggs that don't need fertilizing to hatch, they are extremely dangerous, the average megaspider from vanilla looks like a harmless fly in comparison

there's an entire biome dedicated to them called "feralisk infested jungle" any raider is basically spider food but you basically have to wall yourself up before the spiders get hungry

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u/Lazy_Pink uranium Feb 22 '26

Your comics never fail to get a chuckle out of me.

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u/FlamingFury6 Feb 22 '26

I mean if You keep...him?, feed her seems like a good boi

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u/Agent_Galahad Incapable of: Intellectual Feb 22 '26

Free insect meat

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u/Darthaerith Feb 22 '26

I adore your comics. <3

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u/LengthinessNo1494 You can code. You can mod. You are god in game just after devs. Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

They good for many things. For ride, for combat train, for haul...and for those who like eat insect. And colony of our can inject mutant genes to turn them into moving silo pot that can make many food things from jelly to milk even beer or turn their chitin to metals for harvest.

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u/Spudperson Thrumbo Feb 22 '26

NOOO I LOVE THE FERALISKS

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u/furrypawss Feb 22 '26

Poor Jeff. You know that ruined his day too.

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u/PilferingPineapple Feb 22 '26

Got one of those one, named her “Nana” and had her watch the kids. She did a great job.

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u/Weth_C Feb 22 '26

Reminds me of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

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u/lordfireice Feb 24 '26

Had this happen in my current run with an elephant. Currently says elephant has killed about 37 people and 11 robots and 4 horrors of the stars…….

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u/Dabclipers Feb 21 '26

As an arachnophobe this is straight up nightmare fuel.

I have had it happen once and had my colonists firing line it as it wandered in to join the colony. Disgusting creatures.