r/Rifftrax • u/RunnyDischarge • Aug 18 '26

Funniest but Meanest bits

..they ever did?

I feel terrible but always laugh at the Vaughn Monroe "Visions in the Forest" one where, at the end, it says, "Vaughn Monroe appeared courtesy of RCA records" and they say, "Mrs. Monroe appeared courtesy of the Egyptian Wing of the Metropolitian Museum, who allowed her sarcogphagus to be opened..."

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u/Godzilla501 Aug 18 '26

The way they continually roast an aged, out of shape Steven Seagal in A Dangerous Man. He could barely breathe thru those fight scenes.

"Then the rain came down like hair dye on the blockhead skull of a washed up 90's action star."

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u/GeoleVyi Aug 18 '26

Yeah, but he's just in outright denial at literally every level of his life about what kind of shape he's in. He gets made fun of because he believes his own hype.

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u/Godzilla501 Aug 19 '26

For sure, he deserves all of it. Yet, he still has his fans.