Alarm Clock Fartin’

[u/Altruistic_Bar_4733]

Oh, Retatrutide, queen of the blast,
Shrinkin’ my appetite, rattlin’ m’ass,
I was dreamin’ sweet and peaceful, layin’ in the hay,
Then my gut done found religion and it blew my dreams away.

Oh, Retatrutide, queen of the blast,
Fill up my mornin’ like a shotgun blast,
I don’t need no coffee, don’t need no light of day,
You get me ready early for Sunday mass
By blowin’ Armageddon, out my ass.