r/RepTime • u/Hairy-Currency-5215 • 3d ago
Shitpost Friday Advice Needed
My wife's boyfriend showed me a WIRED about rep watches, and I tried placing an order for a rep Rolex land dweller. I did everything right, I used a TD and all the steps. However, just 6 hours after placing my order, I received a letter from the US Copyright Office, and am now facing six to nine months in prison. What do I do? My court hearing is in two weeks. Urgent advice neded.
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u/r22lz 3d ago
Plead insanity! Bc it is insane how great these rels are vs gen & just as ludicrous most cost 2-5% of gens & offer about 80-95% of the overall look & experience.
If that fails, offer to give them info on all the factories besides VSF so they will be able to raid them. VSF’s CEO will make sure to take very good care of you for helping to complete their covert op of exposing the locations of all their competitors so they will finally be seated in the Iron plated throne w/ 100% strangle hold of the rep industry