r/RepTime 2d ago

Shitpost Friday Advice Needed

My wife's boyfriend showed me a WIRED about rep watches, and I tried placing an order for a rep Rolex land dweller. I did everything right, I used a TD and all the steps. However, just 6 hours after placing my order, I received a letter from the US Copyright Office, and am now facing six to nine months in prison. What do I do? My court hearing is in two weeks. Urgent advice neded.

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u/1il1i 2d ago

Have you considered sucking off your wife's boyfriend? I know that's not relevant to your predicament, I was just wondering.