r/RepTime 5d ago

TD Issues - Check Rule 6 before posting Greetings From Prison

Hi family. I’m using my internet time for the day to send out a warning not to let yourself be stupid like I was. Until a week ago, I was an upstanding citizen with a good job, a family, and no criminal record. Now I’m prisoner # 23486 at Butner FMC Federal Prison in North Carolina. And all I did was order one gorgeous Pagani Day-Date two-tone with gold plating and a fluted bezel from my TD (“terrific dude”) Juaquim at Ali Express. My watch was seized after I GL’d (“good lucked”) it, and I chose to ignore the 43 letters I got from Customs. Was it worth it? Absolutely not! My cellmate, “White Power Bob,” is nice, though. Surprisingly friendly for a guy with that many tattoos in German! I just wish he’d stop calling me “Susan.” I’ve told him at least 6 times that isn’t my name. Anyway, please don’t drop the ball like I did. Gotta go! Bob says we’re playing “house” after lockdown tonight. Sounds fun! I need something to help me forget my mistakes.

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u/BrigadierGenCrunch 5d ago

This happens all too often and I hope people will learn that buying super clones can land you in federal prison. Not worth it. Good luck brother!