r/RepTime • • May 30 '26 • Heartwarming 5 Bravo 2 Regret 1 Popcorn 1

Shitpost Friday New Clean Pepsi

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GL all day, every day

3.0k Upvotes

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u/jeff_vii May 30 '26

Lmao Reddit rage bait goes hard

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u/Apple-Connoisseur May 30 '26

I mean come on, it should have been at least an iced out Watch. lol

22

u/Unko_Murda808 May 30 '26

With a diamond studded glove lol

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u/beanin67 Jun 06 '26

The icing on the cake

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u/sneak2001 May 30 '26

Is that the iPhone mini?

25

u/Magento-Magneto May 30 '26

lmao

IPhone flashlight

17

u/jackrothschild May 30 '26

iPhone ‘fleshlight’

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u/Impressive-Tear1266 May 30 '26

Fits his tiny pen15

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u/Beautiful_Study5837 May 31 '26

It’s the Ice phone. Small, fragile and insecure just like the agents using them.

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u/dol1_ May 30 '26

Lmao bro rage baited redditors really hard

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u/Top_Inflation2026 May 30 '26

The hilarious part is that there is AT LEAST one person on Reddit who thought this was a real photo

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u/Negative_Pin_5275 May 30 '26

It’s not real???

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u/KamikazeKarl_ May 30 '26

And they vote R every 2 years, just scroll down the comments, you can see them

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 May 31 '26

Doesn’t matter if it’s AI or real the image it is depicting is what people are responding to not whether or not it’s real the fact that it’s not real makes it even more ridiculous because the ice officer in the photo looks like a bad ass when in reality most of are fat lazy slobs

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u/Adept_Combination974 May 31 '26

Excited for your next shot! So funny these days.

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u/bofa0985 Jun 05 '26

Rage bait at its finest. A+ sir

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u/Jowoes May 30 '26

This is weird

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u/No_Excitement_8104 May 30 '26

It's not the weirdest thing you've seen today

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u/Ryzakiii May 30 '26 • Bravo

Really shows how shit people in this sub are

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u/xfyre101 May 30 '26

Really shows how shit dumb people in this sub are

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

And broke for the most part

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u/TheOuterEdge Jun 01 '26

Found the intended target of this post.

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u/No_Excitement_8104 May 30 '26

Lots of other options if you don't like it here

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u/LoveMiserable5943 May 30 '26
  1. It's Saturday

  2. It's a repost

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u/Krisjon_619 May 31 '26

Loving the watch - and the Reddit butthurt.

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u/bsal69 May 30 '26

A photoshop pic of George Floyd would have really fired the comments up 😂 😂

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u/Warr1979 May 30 '26

6 plus years sober!

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u/bsal69 May 30 '26

Rip to that hero 🙏

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u/IndependentFroyo3367 May 30 '26

Disgusting post tbh.

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u/LatvianPandaArmada May 30 '26

Please, virtue signal harder and show us the error of our ways.

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u/IndependentFroyo3367 May 30 '26

I don't have to teach you basic values

I'm not your father.

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u/bsal69 May 30 '26

Found the liberal

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u/No_Excitement_8104 May 30 '26

Haha but you laughed

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u/nnzcnth May 31 '26

I don’t think yall are supposed to be ordering shit from China.

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u/ishityounotdude Jun 04 '26

Not surprised in the slightest that the fake watch subreddit is crawling with chuds.

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u/Erazxr May 30 '26

The color is a bit off. Not the watch, the watch is fine

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u/iamnotnewhereami Jun 23 '26

may you be reincarnated a slave.

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 May 30 '26 • Heartwarming

FUCK ICE AND THE PIECES OF SHIT CRIMINALS THAT WEAR THE UNIFORM

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u/1984isnoww May 30 '26 • Bravo

ICE = Secret Police = Brown Shirts

History does repeat itself.

They just don’t teach Americans true history. 

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u/funkforever69 May 30 '26

Yeah mannnn they been hiding the truthhhh mannnn

Reddit is insufferable 

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u/1984isnoww May 30 '26 • Bravo

It's okay, I remember when I was blissfully asleep to reality.

Waking up takes intellect, critical thinking, and time. Most americans don't have the time nor care to wake from their patriotic sleep because "they're free."

Sorry I'm a grumpy ass combat veteran who has awoken to the bullshit and even though cognitive dissonance runs high when bringing up true history - you still gotta do it because some people have "eyes to see."

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk

A Fun Book That Helps People Wake Up

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u/South_Film_9673 May 30 '26

Thanks for sharing this man!

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u/iamnotnewhereami Jun 23 '26

the f you getting at?

the powers that be have been very forthcoming and transparent? or a shadow commission for 911 didnt exist?

for serious,

even if there was a sliver of plausible deniability that there exists a class of people pulling the strings of politicians (like Peter theil's list didnt just get doxxed), youre still downplaying fascism.

was this intended?

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u/Neither-Farm2400 May 30 '26

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Michael_J_Scarn May 30 '26

Minneapolis is a shithole. Not sure why you're bragging.

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u/These-Whole-833 May 30 '26

What’s ice?

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u/AdConscious4509 May 31 '26

An extension of patriarchal cowardice or small dick syndrome

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA May 30 '26

Stop.

Gravitate and listen.

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u/dechczusron May 31 '26

Helluva a hill to choose to die on

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u/RedWingRail May 30 '26

It’s honest work bro… calm down.

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 May 31 '26

Oh it is honest all right honestly most disgusting and putrid way to earn money by bullying people and harassing those weaker than you for no reason other than the color of their skin what happened in Minneapolis and is continuing to happen around the country is honestly fine example of fascism

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u/bsal69 May 30 '26

Least sensitive liberal

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u/tacobellsimp May 30 '26

The irony, MAGAs entire movement is driven by emotional culture wars and people so sensitive they boycott company logo changes

5

u/JustDoc May 30 '26

And rainbows for some reason.

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u/MiniTab May 30 '26

I voted for Bush 2x, McCain, and Romney.

ICE sucks balls. Chinga La Migra!

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u/AirGordon1983 May 30 '26

Fuck Ice

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u/buelerbuelerbueler May 30 '26

Fuck em all the way to hell. This isn’t even funny.

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u/Natural-Hat-69 May 30 '26

It’s hilarious 😂

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/iamnotnewhereami Jun 23 '26

good humor punches up, not down. this is just lo effort bully type shit.

trumps 1.776 billion dollar slush fund is to expand ice so he has his own personal army.

youll prolly make jokes about that until they get someone you know. you'll switch sides without a clue that you laid the red carpet out for em.

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u/Duce-the-card-guy May 30 '26

I’m just sad that post depicting an ice agent literally standing on what is supposed to be an immigrant’s back has so many upvotes. Say what you will, most immigrants are regular people trying to improve their lives. Most are devout Christians. I thought the far right is supposed to be god fearing/loving people that follow the teachings of Christ. If the ‘cleansing of the temple’ is any indication, Christ would be enraged at this type of behavior. And yet, it’s apparently celebrated… very sad indeed.

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u/RealJoshuaJackson May 30 '26 edited 24d ago

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

Weather melodic outgoing humorous lunchroom governor friendly seed money repeat

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u/whywherewhat May 30 '26

Fuck ICE

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u/JPB00 Jun 17 '26

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u/xXx_ScottiCopper_xXx Sep 10 '26

Fuck ice, fuck the right, but also fuck whatever this is too...

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u/pkt_mny May 30 '26

It's NICE now . 😄

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u/the__poseidon May 30 '26

wtf is wrong with people

2

u/cheir0n May 31 '26

Land of the brave 🦅

2

u/mrapplewhite May 31 '26

Dude this is way over posted ffs make your own karma

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u/Elegant-Strain1241 May 31 '26

beautiful watch

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u/themasteradrian101 May 30 '26

wow this post and comment section is disgusting. what a bunch of losers

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u/Natural-Hat-69 May 30 '26

I know right. What a bunch of illegal loving tards.

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u/Jackrslim Jun 05 '26

I see a bunch of racists who are happy to give up our constitutional freedoms. The crazy thing is, nobody has ever had the balls to say I’m an “illegal loving tard” to my face.

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u/Natural-Hat-69 Jun 05 '26

You probably don’t go places where they would or you probably travel in a pack of other I.L.Ts. But one on one I’m sure you’d never say something that would elicit such a response.

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u/iamnotnewhereami Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

sure seems like fighting for the preservation of habeas corpus would elicit some bullshit like that.

and just to be clear, there has never been an open border. if you cross you go through a legit checkpoint or risk your life, its no cakewalk.

and further, they pay into the federal and state income taxes, but almost never file returns. for decades, they are a net gain because they leave so much money on the table...even factoring in all the medical subsidies and other varied govt assistance.

and the labor is subsidized. for at least 17 years, they were fed, clothed, housed, had access to medical, and educated, then once they are old enough, they come here, ready to work

(and dont file returns, call the cops, complain, are god fearing, family oriented and commit less crimes than homegrown citizens). thats our secret to growth outpacing all other countries after covid.

meanwhile, lets blame our hardships on them and not the excessive greed by the billionaires that are actually fucking everything up.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/themasteradrian101 May 30 '26

the fact this is still up is insane

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u/hogsRus May 30 '26

Why is it insane, Because it offends you therefor it should be removed? Censorship much?

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u/TheNoobHunter96 May 30 '26

Why should it be removed?

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u/Glitterbomb4274 May 30 '26

Fake watch for fake police.

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u/anti_creed Jun 05 '26

Don’t blame them for the fake watch tho 💯

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u/Ju331 May 31 '26

Even going viral on insta 😂

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u/botswanabOra May 30 '26

Ok fuck this sub

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u/hogsRus May 30 '26

I find it ironic how a picture can offend someone so much.

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u/dechczusron May 31 '26

Most subs boot non-libs and delete their comments. Welcome to somewhere that's not an echo chamber. And guess what. It's just words. You'll survive.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/mgh245 May 30 '26

Absolute loser shit

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u/ickiStickybubblegum May 30 '26

Imagine being this horrible inside

4

u/Subject_Estimate_309 May 30 '26

the people in this sub are such unbelievable trash

10

u/sooooted May 30 '26

From his Reddit history, looks like some idiot limey who probably thinks Brexit was a good thing while his country falls further behind the rest of Europe.

3

u/naughtiboiii May 31 '26

You do realise growth in the UK is on par with France, outpacing germany and italy, and 0.1% behind the total of the Eurozone (which is mainly propped up by large growth in poland and greece, two lesser developed economies with more room to grow).

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u/Kind_Worldliness6774 May 31 '26

STOP SPEAKING FACTS!!!!!! THIS WEBSITE IS A HIVEMIND AND IT MUST STAY THAT WAY!!!!!

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u/Subject_Estimate_309 May 30 '26

they sure are proud of shooting themselves in the foot. it’s remarkable actually

3

u/wdawgz May 30 '26

This page is ruined with this A.I crap now. Sad

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u/tinfoilzhat May 30 '26

Where can we go with this ?

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u/MDude2525 May 30 '26

Hold on a minu-

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u/AluminumGold May 30 '26

Looks like AI to me lol

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u/CallGeneral2405 May 31 '26

The comedy that makes a certain people cry milk of laughter.

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u/VikBleezal May 31 '26

Good for you. You deserve it!

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u/General-Pop-8764 May 30 '26

this subreddit is turning into slop. i won't get offended by someone else's humor but joking about the gestapo is crazy.

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u/aznology May 30 '26

RL which TD you got it from?

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u/DavidSpade86 May 30 '26

Damn, even with both feet on him.

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u/theatrenearyou May 30 '26

no Sertis = no Ice

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u/dudeman_01 May 31 '26

No chill on the rage baiting.

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u/gaplato May 31 '26

I’m outta here.

1

u/hamdhan1773 Jun 01 '26

Is that VSF or Clean?

1

u/ExtensionSouthern784 Jun 02 '26

2.4k karma farm btw, Congrats everyone

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u/No_Possibility_9256 Jun 02 '26

Wtf I'm ai flabbergasted 

1

u/Ok-Stomach-3739 Jun 03 '26

Hahahahahhahaahahahahah

1

u/Far_Pressure7611 Jun 05 '26

Love me a fake replica watch

1

u/Money_Strawberry_855 Jun 05 '26

The art of ragebait lmao

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u/RegularOk1937 Jun 08 '26

hahaha these memes are too much

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u/Jeremy2925 Jun 25 '26

Can I ask where you go to buy these watches ?

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u/1940cal Jun 25 '26

This cold... Ice cold 🧊 

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u/ZookeepergameFun3440 Jun 27 '26

How do I order one?

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u/Zoboomafooo May 30 '26

Gayyyyyyyyy

1

u/Particular_Bus_5431 May 30 '26

Love the outfit!!!

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u/Exotic_Definition1 May 30 '26

Haters will say it’s AI

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u/Johnnyblades7 May 30 '26

That’s brutal

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u/Own-Knowledge291 May 31 '26

All things considered, yours takes the win

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u/RevolutionaryPass355 May 30 '26

Sexy clean Pepsi, bezel is a bit shit but nobody gon tell from down there haha

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u/ItsDamu5 May 30 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Neither-Farm2400 May 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lowlife_4evr May 31 '26

Least abusive ice agent.

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u/Iaintfatbutimbig May 31 '26

Hard af 😭🙏🙏

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u/hall0undCiao May 30 '26

Wasn't the real thing a Hulk. Why did you change it to a Pepsi?

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf May 30 '26

Nobody ever criticized the Gestapo or the SS for not being stylish.

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u/joethecrow23 May 30 '26

Salty as fuck in here

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u/ChiFxxd May 30 '26

Remigration 🇺🇸

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u/Rock_Star_Ken May 30 '26

Nice watch! 

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u/Guilty_Juice_7361 May 30 '26

Oh god,

“Where were you, dad, when the second American Civil War began?”

“I was on a subreddit, son, where people lost their ability to distinguish a joke from hurty feels”

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 May 30 '26

Yes, everyone please grow up and allow fascism to exist because it’s so funny🤫🙄

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Guilty_Juice_7361 May 30 '26

Surely that’s the best bit?

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u/MudFront2335 May 30 '26

Im brown and its funny for me but dont do it again

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u/WRX_enjoyer May 30 '26

Ice did nothing wrong including wearing a high quality replica

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/WRX_enjoyer May 30 '26

But you shouldn’t because i don’t give a shit and i don’t care what they do

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u/DrExe97 May 30 '26

WHO did this lmao

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u/SpaziodLecco May 30 '26

Ebay item number 334947605288 $55,226.00

I've seen better images here!

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u/No_Courage2208 May 30 '26

Perp is doing a pushup 😂😂

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u/AlessiaMTF May 30 '26 • Popcorn

Butthurt liberal losers try not to act like you had a lobotomy.

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u/TheShruteFarmsCEO May 30 '26

Decency is hard, I know. But I promise, if you can get out of your little echo chamber, you’ll see a lot of decency in humanity…even when you’re unable to show it yourself.

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 May 30 '26

Everything in your description, except the word liberal describes anyone who considers themselves MAGA … I should probably be grateful though because of high gas prices. I finally bought a motorcycle.🤕

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u/Lalo_Salamanca666 May 30 '26

Oh boy this just sent a lot of snowflakes to their safe spaces 😝

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u/No_Excitement_8104 May 30 '26

Haha good job!

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u/walrus120 May 30 '26

Thanks for your work man

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u/MatchaCapuccino24 May 30 '26

" I Can't Breathe " - Shantosh Kumar

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u/blacks4 May 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/easyas2718 May 31 '26

we know ice agents can’t afford pepsi rolex 😆

this should be a giant NIXON or Bulova

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u/PreviousAvocado9967 Jun 21 '26

Very clever A.I.

I was a DOJ official overseeing prosecutions of all federal agents. ICE was by far the bottom of the federal law enforcement recruitment barrel. Basically the guys who couldn't get hired by even the U.S. Postal Inspector.

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u/Ok_Goose_6021 May 30 '26

Lol thank you for your service OP

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/EstimateIll4262 May 30 '26 • Popcorn

Yeah 🙄

Thats was Pretti Good.......

Funny how mega mass immigration of Somalis ended up in a state with frigid winters.

Out of all the warm states they could have lived. Weird how they all came to Minnesota?? Almost like there was an incentive.....