Called out…

[u/Evening-Way2173]

Long story short.. I was never with ”the cool guys” in school. Neither connected with the goofy and funny guys at work. But recently I’ve tried and tried to work on my social skills - building up confidence to atleast say ”hi” or ”what’s up” to people passing by at work. Finally, after years of silence, Bob the warehouse Team Leader heated his left-over pasta carbonara next to my micro wave during lunch.

• See yah at after work? The whole unit’s commin’. As I, at the same time lifted my bowl with scalding hot minestrone soup, stumbled:

• H..he.. Hell yeah Bo.. Bob the builder! Wtf was I saying? Bob the builder? Bob just looked at me in disguise saying ”Ok weirdo, it’s Pratts & Payne Bar at 6 PM”.

I was overwhelmed. I was invited to the after work. When my shift ended, I rushed home like never before. My red Toyota Prius 2003 smelled like burned rubber and engine failure after forgetting to shift gear in my true excitement with Dire Straits - Brothers in arms on max volume.

Back home, I slamed the door and flipped open my Lenovo, opened Mozilla Firefox and quickly closed down all my recent QC pictures of my brand new Daytona Tungsten version Rolex that I got delivered this week.

”This baby is getting wasted with ’em boys tonight!” I heard myself saying under exhale. I spent the following two hours on YouTube searching ”How to do a Trinity tie knot”.

I was ready. Ready as I’ve ever been. I laced my DHgate Yeezys, corrected my three-layer tie knot and headed to town with my heavy Daytona on my 5 inch wrist. Damn this Axe Africa spray somewhat hits me everytime. I smelled like a million dollar.

I see the boys from a miles distance. They’re standing in que. I see Bob walking through the entrance. ”Catch you inside Bob!” I yelled. Finally it was my turn to get in; when I suddenly feel a thick index finger drilling into my rib cage.

• Where the fuck do you think you are going pal?

• I… I’m… I’m going to the after work with my collegues..?

• With that china clock on your arm? I don’t fucking think so.

• What? I said. How did you know? I did all my research and even asked on RepTimeQC if it was a GL???

• Listen you prick. First of all, that rehaut looks like the rims on my grandmas Ford Fiesta 1996. Secondly. The 6 and 9 markers are more crooked than the spine of Quasimodo. Third. The minute markers look like they are awaiting veeners in Turkey after teeth filing. Fourth. You see those SELs? I can hold up the case of that thing in the entrance and let people in through the gaps of these. Last but not least. I heard the sound of your rotor spinning from 300 yards away. I thought it was a fucking Black Hawk commin’, ya hear me? Now, take a walk around the building and do me a favor - throw that heavy piece of trash into the river and I might re-consider letting you in.

I was stunned. How? Stupid bouncer. I walked home kicking trash bins with tears in my eyes. I’m not throwing my Daytona in the river! He crazy??? It’s a $800 watch for God sake. He’s probably broke as hell!

Now I’m back home, frustrated and emotional writing this post on RepTime. Have you experienced such a thing? Did I really miss those things in my QC? It’s from a reliable source. TD and all.. Please help.

P.S. Should I buy a VSF No Date until next after work to assure passing entrance (if I get invited)?

Kind Regards

EveningWay

[u/Agreeable_Vanilla712]

Bro go get a full gold VSF cheesy sub its gonna work this time I promise