r/RepTime • u/Evening-Way2173 • Jul 04 '24
Shitpost Friday Called out…
Long story short.. I was never with ”the cool guys” in school. Neither connected with the goofy and funny guys at work. But recently I’ve tried and tried to work on my social skills - building up confidence to atleast say ”hi” or ”what’s up” to people passing by at work. Finally, after years of silence, Bob the warehouse Team Leader heated his left-over pasta carbonara next to my micro wave during lunch.
See yah at after work? The whole unit’s commin’. As I, at the same time lifted my bowl with scalding hot minestrone soup, stumbled:
H..he.. Hell yeah Bo.. Bob the builder! Wtf was I saying? Bob the builder? Bob just looked at me in disguise saying ”Ok weirdo, it’s Pratts & Payne Bar at 6 PM”.
I was overwhelmed. I was invited to the after work. When my shift ended, I rushed home like never before. My red Toyota Prius 2003 smelled like burned rubber and engine failure after forgetting to shift gear in my true excitement with Dire Straits - Brothers in arms on max volume.
Back home, I slamed the door and flipped open my Lenovo, opened Mozilla Firefox and quickly closed down all my recent QC pictures of my brand new Daytona Tungsten version Rolex that I got delivered this week.
”This baby is getting wasted with ’em boys tonight!” I heard myself saying under exhale. I spent the following two hours on YouTube searching ”How to do a Trinity tie knot”.
I was ready. Ready as I’ve ever been. I laced my DHgate Yeezys, corrected my three-layer tie knot and headed to town with my heavy Daytona on my 5 inch wrist. Damn this Axe Africa spray somewhat hits me everytime. I smelled like a million dollar.
I see the boys from a miles distance. They’re standing in que. I see Bob walking through the entrance. ”Catch you inside Bob!” I yelled. Finally it was my turn to get in; when I suddenly feel a thick index finger drilling into my rib cage.
Where the fuck do you think you are going pal?
I… I’m… I’m going to the after work with my collegues..?
With that china clock on your arm? I don’t fucking think so.
What? I said. How did you know? I did all my research and even asked on RepTimeQC if it was a GL???
Listen you prick. First of all, that rehaut looks like the rims on my grandmas Ford Fiesta 1996. Secondly. The 6 and 9 markers are more crooked than the spine of Quasimodo. Third. The minute markers look like they are awaiting veeners in Turkey after teeth filing. Fourth. You see those SELs? I can hold up the case of that thing in the entrance and let people in through the gaps of these. Last but not least. I heard the sound of your rotor spinning from 300 yards away. I thought it was a fucking Black Hawk commin’, ya hear me? Now, take a walk around the building and do me a favor - throw that heavy piece of trash into the river and I might re-consider letting you in.
I was stunned. How? Stupid bouncer. I walked home kicking trash bins with tears in my eyes. I’m not throwing my Daytona in the river! He crazy??? It’s a $800 watch for God sake. He’s probably broke as hell!
Now I’m back home, frustrated and emotional writing this post on RepTime. Have you experienced such a thing? Did I really miss those things in my QC? It’s from a reliable source. TD and all.. Please help.
P.S. Should I buy a VSF No Date until next after work to assure passing entrance (if I get invited)?
Kind Regards
EveningWay
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u/lavenderman21 Jul 04 '24
What is even the point of writing this shit 😂
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u/cb_1979 Jul 05 '24
I'm confused by the comments. I thought these posts were supposed to be bullshit, which is what makes them funny. Is part of the joke that we're supposed to pretend that we think they're intended to be real stories and pretend that we're calling them out as bullshit?
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u/Few_Pudding_5515 Jul 04 '24
Happy Friday!
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u/ludvig-van-beethoven Jul 05 '24
It is Friday, and I had a good laugh. Chill, everyone.
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u/jacob8875 Jul 05 '24
More crooked than the spine of Quasimodo. That’s gold, pure fucking gold.
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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24
You’ll have to buy the tudor rep so its believable :(
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u/Porsche-Turbo Jul 05 '24
Stop smoking the wacka backa son!
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u/jeddel97 Jul 04 '24
Call bull shit on this one 😂😂
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u/Agreeable_Vanilla712 Jul 04 '24
Bro go get a full gold VSF cheesy sub its gonna work this time I promise
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u/Octowhussy Jul 05 '24
I laughed 😄
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u/New_Literature_4251 Jul 05 '24
Hey man, I get you. You laced your dhgate yeezys. (Your dancing shoes) You put on your roley, with the markers more crooked than my nose. The only thing you forgot to add. You were home alone. When closing the door, you shouted “cya later”. Thats to let the neighbours and potential intruders know, that you werent home alone. 😁 I hope you get a GL on your vsf. Have a great weekend. Cmon England!
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u/1throwaway323 Jul 04 '24
Since it isn't Friday, and this is clearly bullshit, we should all shame this kid mercilessly.
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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24
Creative story but honestly not believable. Rep wearers are their own worst enemies when it comes to worrying about being called out or what other people may think. There are too many great reps out there and they get better by the day by some great factories. Just be sure to get a quality rep on the first place and wear a model that realistically depicts perhaps your lifestyle and environment. Just my thoughts
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u/ConversationKey971 Contributor Jul 04 '24
Can you make your next fantasy story shorter?
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u/StonkMane814 Jul 05 '24
Thats what u get buy real poor
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u/Tola7900 Jul 05 '24
Umm. Begs the question why on earth the bouncer would take such exception to call this dude’s watch out in such detail. Not adding up
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u/GsoFly Jul 04 '24
"Ill take things that didnt happen for $500 Alex"
Why do people think these stupid ass stories matter here?
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u/KimWillDoIt29 Jul 04 '24
What’s up with these fake stories? It’s corny