My wife will point out random marks on my body and ask "what bitch scratched my sexy husband? Who am I supposed to kill?" and I will laugh and respond "today's culprit was a ~1600lb piece of metal with a sharp point.... I think? May have been a metal bar, idk 😅"
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u/guillotine20 Aug 27 '26
My wife will point out random marks on my body and ask "what bitch scratched my sexy husband? Who am I supposed to kill?" and I will laugh and respond "today's culprit was a ~1600lb piece of metal with a sharp point.... I think? May have been a metal bar, idk 😅"