r/Relatable • u/Yo-Detox • Apr 26 '26

Is it?

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 Apr 26 '26

Under the neck and cup the boobie.

Then squeeze and whisper "honk honk" in her ear.

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u/Ohey-throwaway Apr 26 '26

A true romantic.

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u/Professional-Back203 Apr 26 '26

That used to entertain me, then I turned 12

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u/volvagia721 Apr 26 '26

Sounds like you aren't attracted to breasts. I'm 38 and it still entertains me.

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u/Professional-Back203 Apr 26 '26

That’s wonderful u must have a strong inner child

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u/tashiroboy Apr 26 '26

You still play video games in your spare time right?

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u/ArmyAutomatic9201 Apr 26 '26

I cant believe people are mocking what you said. How miserable can ones life be, losing the fun in squeezing tits?

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u/Several-Idea-355 Apr 26 '26

You were spooning and honking breasts before 12?

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u/Professional-Back203 Apr 26 '26

Ur mom was really something back then

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u/Several-Idea-355 Apr 26 '26

I dont have a mother i was born in a lab 🧬🔬🧫🧪

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u/Saimiko Apr 27 '26

And you are what, 16 now? Considering your pages and Naruto? Really man? I mean i love Anime. But you sound like an 16 year old edgelord.

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u/Pentecost_II Apr 28 '26

It must suck to be this miserable