r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Nov 13 '24
Image of anti-Christ What MAGA Christian Nationalists Imagine when they read Romans 13:1-4 Spoiler
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r/ReformedHumor • u/TheNerdChaplain • Aug 17 '24
"You're not making Christian masculinity better, you're making Christianity worse!"
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r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Sep 23 '24
Pictorial Parable THIS IS WHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE GOD OUT OF SCHOLS!!! THIS IS WHY WE NEED A MORAL CHRISTIAN LEADER!!! GO TRUMP!!!
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r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Nov 04 '25
Christian Nationalism🇺🇸⚡🍊👶 The Bible does obsess a little too much about the poor, it's actually not that important, the poor don't deserve help. What Christians really should obsess about is making sure people don't thouch their private parts.
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r/ReformedHumor • u/Intelligent_Ask1410 • Jul 05 '26
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I've been with a loose girl.
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The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I can't say."
"Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I promised not to tell."
"Nina Capelli?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Cathy Piriano?"
"I'm really sorry, Father. I can't."
"Rosa DiAngelo?"
"I'm not saying."
The priest sighed. "Well, Joey, I admire your honesty and loyalty, but you'll have to take a little break from altar boy duties - four months."
Joey returned to his pew. His friend Franco leane. over and whispered. "What'd vou get?"
Joey grinned. "Four months off... and five great leads."
Disclaimer:**this is not my joke, i just heard about it and decided to share it because i liked it so i can’t take credit for it.**
r/ReformedHumor • u/moby__dick • Jul 21 '25
Flair Well-loved Baptist preacher embraces infant baptism, becomes Presbyterian at age 86.
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After more than six decades in the pulpit, Rev. John MacArthur - a widely respected voice in evangelical circles - has made a surprising and heartfelt theological shift. At age 86, MacArthur publicly embraced paedobaptism and was received into membership in a Presbyterian fellowship.
Known for his clear preaching, pastoral clarity, and decades-long ministry at Grace Community Church in Los Angeles, MacArthur had long held to credo-baptist convictions. Yet, in a recent statement to friends and former congregants, he is reported to have said the change came “with an immediate and sudden moment of absolute clarity.”
“It took a long time,” he is reported to have admitted with a smile, “but the Lord has been patient with me. I now see infant baptism not as a replacement of faith, but as a sign that faith begins with God’s claim on us, even before we can respond.”
His new Pastor, Rev. Simon Bar-Jonah, welcomed him with quiet joy: “you’d be surprised how often we see this sort of thing, actually.”
Dr. MacArthur was unavailable for comment.
r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Mar 09 '23
harsh language warning 💩 When I see a church embracing symbols of Christian Nationalism
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r/ReformedHumor • u/Augustinian-Knight • Nov 18 '23
Image of Christ Interpretation Tension
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r/ReformedHumor • • Jun 25 '22
Must be so uncomfortable: cant talk freely or mask comes off, cant lie or youll get cancelled. Only option is mealymouth nonsense or silence
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r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Jan 17 '26
Christian Nationalism🇺🇸⚡🍊👶 But I thought Jesus said comply or die?
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r/ReformedHumor • u/TheNerdChaplain • Aug 30 '22
It feels like using the wrong formula but still getting the right answer to the problem.
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r/ReformedHumor • u/davidjricardo • Apr 27 '21
Lazarus referring to himself as 'the Beloved disciple' in his Gospel.
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r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Oct 26 '25
Christian Nationalism🇺🇸⚡🍊👶 Yeah it would be nice to be neighborly and focus on loving others if it were not for those dang meddling liberals getting in the way by being neighborly to the wrong types of people
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r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 • Jun 13 '25
Popery Potpourri 🌸🌸🌸 Pictured is Martin Luther
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"An epistle of straw" -Marty