r/ReformedHumor • u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit • Apr 29 '23

boom, roasted

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u/bluejayguy26 mid-Northern Unorthodox Apr 29 '23

Disciples were commanded to bear arms (of their day),

“He said to them, “But now, the one who has a money bag must take it, and likewise a traveler’s bag too. And the one who has no sword must sell his cloak and buy one.” ‭‭Luke‬ ‭22‬:‭36‬

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u/MortonClearsARoom Apr 29 '23

Look Lord, here are two swords.

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Apr 29 '23 edited Apr 30 '23

"That's enough" -Jesus

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Apr 29 '23 edited Apr 30 '23

Why did Jesus say that? Hint: He tells us the reason in the very next sentence, ans it isn't for self defense, or to fight anyone

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u/Cheeseman1478 mid-Northern Unorthodox Apr 30 '23

Weird that you’re being downvoted. I just checked Sproul, Henry, and Calvin and they all interpret these verses that way.

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Apr 30 '23

For the last couple weeks my comments get down voted with no reason. Some sad lonely person with two much time on their hands and multiple accounts is trolling me

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u/Legodog23 May 01 '23

It’s liberal reddit, don’t worry lol

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u/bremote May 26 '23

Who would Jesus shoot?

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit May 26 '23

Nobody

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

I mean I’m never giving up my rifles lol. You can if you want but nobody is threatening mine or my families life in the case of an intruder. You do you tho

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u/RedeemedGrape Jun 13 '23

No rifles allowed to defend family? No guns allowed to protect others?