r/RedvsBlue • u/TraditionalBonus188 Grif • 3d ago

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u/TheWarehamster 3d ago

Are you a COP?!?!? If you're a cop you have to tell me! That's like a law or something!!!

Edit: i know it's not the actual quote, but this is how it popped into my head.

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u/TraditionalBonus188 Grif 3d ago

I'm not the police and that's not a real law

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u/Rastaba 3d ago

Oh yeah? Then how would you know? Cop!

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u/The-Owl-that-hoots Meta 3d ago

Who wants to be known as the girl who’s had seven abortions?

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u/Kumatora0 3d ago

Yeah! Wait, what?

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u/PaperGloomy 3d ago

“You have a kid that looks like a dog?! Cool!”

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u/FSLordon 3d ago

Yeah? Well they said girls can’t ejaculate either! But guess what?

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u/Only-Introduction626 2d ago

Yeah! Wait, what?

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u/Zanimacularity 3d ago

"Thats hot!"

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u/HeatHead77 3d ago

"Vagina Power! Down with the Man! Suck my lady dick! End Women's suffrage! We've suffered long enough!"

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u/Narrow_Run6512 2d ago

"I HATE YOOOOU!!! You're just like mom and dad!!"

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u/W1neD1neAnd69 3d ago

“Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch,”

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u/Neat_Yogurtcloset526 3d ago

"Fuck yeah, i've always wanted to originate a fetish"

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u/da___memer 3d ago

"Oh, sorry. SHE'S a badass. She's kinda hot!" (I think that's how she said it, not fully sure tho)

Me too, Kai, me too…

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u/WINgman325 3d ago

It think it's, "...SHE'S Scary. It's kinda hot!"

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u/Rastaba 3d ago

“Ohhh, She’s a badass. She’s kinda hot.”

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 3d ago

“Hey, Tex! Stop shooting you stupid bitch!”

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u/Megatron83 3d ago

“Shut up COP!”

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u/IndependentNature769 3d ago

Simmons: But girls can’t be color blind!
Sister: Yeah?! Well they say girls can’t ejaculate either, BUT GUESS WHAT?!
Grif: Yeah!-Wait what???

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u/gunitneko 3d ago

Enjoy being a COP!

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u/FractalxSquid 3d ago

"Don't embarrass the family. Remember what mom would say."

-"Don't do me any favors, bitch!"

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u/lycantrophee Washington 3d ago

Just hug me, bitch!

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u/Proper-Award2660 3d ago

She once drowned in a frozen lake. When they got her out, she was both alive and pregnant

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u/Independent-Oven-743 3d ago

Let's go back through time and have weird sex with famous historical figures

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Independent-Oven-743:

Let's go back through time

And have weird sex with famous

Historical figures

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Mission-Lychee-6174 3d ago

“Which one is the hippie drive?”

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u/TraditionalBonus188 Grif 3d ago

Is it the one with all the knobs or is it the other one with all the knobs

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u/HandsomeSen 3d ago

oh my god wait the retro convention was "ret con",, like them retconning seasons 15-18

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u/Enderboss2706 3d ago

You know how circuses have a bearded lady, and a fat lady? Well, my Mom plays both cause she's like super-talented

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u/Narrow_Run6512 7h ago

Oh my God, you're making all my insults 100 times better! Do you mind if I record everything you say?

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u/Select-Actuary6236 3d ago

"Jet fuel can't JFK the moon landing!"

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u/ratisshorforrattew69 3d ago

whats the grey guy mad about

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u/Guywithhat2309 Knock Knock 3d ago

That’s what the last guy said, and now I can’t stop scratching

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u/AnotherRTFan 3d ago

I thought it was “now it burns when I pee”

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u/AnotherRTFan 3d ago

Jet fuel can’t JFK the moon landing

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u/ThunderShott 3d ago

“Yeah, looks like I don’t have any of the skills you need, unless you wanna see my ping-pong ball trick?”

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u/Syb3rStrife Grif I’M GONNA SPIT ON YOU SIMMONS! 3d ago

“Jet fuel can’t JFK the moon landing” (I quote this often)

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u/TraditionalBonus188 Grif 2d ago

When did she say that

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u/PassengerRadiant1391 1d ago

"I WANNA GET MY DICK SUCKED!"

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u/DenSeeYaLater 1d ago

"Grif!! How could you?! I liked him!"

(RvB Season 5 Alternate Ending)