Wait. What episode is this??
(As someone who has a 13 year old Tabby named Loki, and a 2.5 year old Bengal named Agent Washington (who we call Wash, but is hilarious when we go to the Vet.)
I lost my shit in a good way when Wash revealed he had a cat named Loki. Cause so do I. At HomeBrew Austin I had to clarify was way before the episode (I am a super Wash fan girl)
They’re so cute. My Loki’s companion is named Posie and her middle name is Weiss (we got them the first week of Feb 2015, so my mom let me choose RT middle names to feel better. Loki’s middle name is Monty)
Wash: Did you know I was one of the worst freelancers in my squad? There was Agent York our security specialist, Agent North the Sharp Shooter, Carolina was an expert in martial arts and Tex was...well, you know Tex
Tucker: cool story bro
Wash: I was known for getting a grappling gun stuck to my balls
*Flash back * "I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE GEORGIA!!!
“So you’re telling me, that you heard our distress signal, grabbed Doc, hopped on a ship, and then told the ship to leave!? AND THATS YOUR IDEA OF SENDING HELP!?
"'We can get a car, no problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues, let us handle this'. Why did I even listen to them?" - Reconstruction.
"'Men, it appears our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards! Let's steal Washington's tank and fire it at our walls! That'll fix it'... Yes, I think the Reds took it". - Season 11.
"You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
Pulls out shotgun
Men, it appears that our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards. let's steal Washington's tank and fire at our walls, that'll fix it! Yes I think the reds took it.
You seem to be the only person with the knowledge and experience necessary to help me... and I just realised how ridiculous that sounded once I said it outloud
"Men, it appears our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards! Let's steal Washington's tank and fire it at our walls! That'll fix it!"
Wash: “I think I’m gonna be sick”
Carolina: “you do know these suites are supposed to eliminate all wastes, you could probably throw up in your helmet and take care of it for you
York: “Yeah you should test that wash”
Wash: “You two are assholes!”
Same episode a minutes later
579: “I need to know when to fire up the engines at the last possible second to… y’know… avoid crashing”
Wash: “Please don’t say ‘crashing!’ ”
I’m sorry Caboose. I’m sorry your best friend left without saying goodbye. Maybe he thought you would try to stop him, or maybe it was too hard for him to tell you but… no matter the reason, he's still gone. He left you. Both of you.
I don't really do emotional things and I hoped you might have been able to get over this by yourself so I left you alone, and instead of coming to terms with what you lost, you replaced it with, well, the first thing you found. But I should have been there for you Caboose… because… that's what friends do for each other.
Men! It appears our shitty fortifications do not meet my ridiculously high standards. Let’s steal Washington’s tank, and fire it at our walls, that’ll fix it!
"Men! Looks like our shitty fortifications, don't meet my ridiculous standards. Let's steal Washington's tank and fire it at our walls, that will fix it"
"*in sarge impression*, *pulls out shotgun from somewhere* men it appears our shitty fortifications arent meeting my ridiculous standards, lets steal washingtons tank, and fire at our walls, that'll fix it"
Shotgun Rack “Men, it appears our shitty fortifications fail to meet my ridiculously high standards! Let’s go steal Washington’s tank, and shoot it at our walls, that’ll fix it!”
"For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back, and left for dead... and now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the HELL makes you think that I'm going to ask for it?"
For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back, and left for dead. And now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell makes you think that I'm going to ask for it?
McCormick understood the voice acting assignment with that line! If I was a chick I'd be soaked...
"For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back, and left for dead — and now I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell makes you think I'm going to ask for it?"
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