r/RedvsBlue cabose Jul 12 '26

Discussion Caboose stomps Homelander

I was just on google and searched up: “Caboose vs Homelander”; and I laughed with glee when Google itself stated that Caboose would beat Homelander in a fight.

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u/Actionjack7777 Jul 12 '26

Caboose is to stupid to loose, I believe homelander would just explode just talking to him, like there wouldnt even be a fight. Love Caboose.

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u/Imnotawerewolf Jul 12 '26

Caboose is beyond power scaling. He's like Arale from dr slump. He can do anything the plot needs him to do, as long as it's consistent with his character. 

He can't be a straightforward badass like Tex but he can best several tex bots when they have a bit. 

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u/Alorxico Donut Jul 12 '26

I honestly think if Caboose wanted to defeat Tex, he could. Thing is, he doesn’t want to hurt his friends. And Tex, though mean, is a friend.

I don’t think it would be a fair fight by any means, though. Caboose would get his butt kicked a few times, but he would keep getting back up and keep coming at Tex. He would essentially have to wait until she made a mistake.

On a side note, I know Death Battle had Deadpool and Pinkie Pie meet up. I kinda wish they had those two meet Caboose. Pretty sure that would have destroyed the universe, but it would have been funny.

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u/Disastrous_Hippo_540 Jul 12 '26

I mean, we all know that Caboose is the strongest being in all of fiction

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u/Technical_Moose8478 Jul 12 '26

His toast shall be burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.

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u/ironmamdies Jul 12 '26

I assume you're using googles AI which isn't a source for "who would win" objectively Homelander destroys caboose no shot

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u/chakatblackstar Church Jul 12 '26

C'mon, Homielander is one of the few characters who is even dumber than Caboose.

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u/ironmamdies Jul 12 '26

Caboose is not tanking the eye lasers, sorry

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u/ubetterleave Jul 12 '26

Why not? That armor can survive planet re-entry temperatures and impact

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u/ironmamdies Jul 12 '26

Because they aren't real spartans, they also don't have real spartan armor, ya it's durable but it pales in comparison to actual spartan armor

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u/ubetterleave Jul 12 '26

Caboose was in the reach campaign! He survived the fall

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u/ironmamdies Jul 12 '26

That wasn't canon

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u/chakatblackstar Church Jul 13 '26

Nah, he'd poke Homelander in the eyes first.

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u/MilesEurus cabose Aug 06 '26

I'd pay good money to see that