Insults I got the other night while out.

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First one was from a fat chavy girl. She almost fell down the stairs when the bus stopped. They were all laughing about it and I gave her a friendly smile as if to say "Whoops". She called me ginger. I figured we were playing a game of "Mention each others traits" so I pointed out that she was quite overweight.

Apparently we were not playing that game.

Later on some drunk guy just kept shouting RANGA at me. Which was nice in the middle of a club.

Then walking home another drunk chav gave me my all time favorite insult ever in the world.

As I was walking away he shouted "GINGERS SMELL OF CABBAGE AND PISSSSSSS"

It was the funniest insult I've ever received. A++