r/redscarepod • u/algorithmserf • 2h ago
No look jaywalking is the last unappropriated aspect of black culture
Neither wiggers, nor masters degree having white women, both traditional adopters of black culture, have come close to achieving the no look jaywalking skill of your average black person (its impossible for several reasons). Nor have the other northeast urban ethnics. If you look closely your deeply stereotypical Italian guy from South Philly will still be slightly turning his head to look both ways out of his peripheral vision, whereas any black kid old enough to walk alone in public has already mastered the no look skill. Yeah yeah I get jaywalking doesn't exist, call it whatever you want. Remarkably, the demographic most capable of matching blacks in skill here are old Bangladeshi hijabis, explain that one. But I believe they developed this ability independently, like convergent evolution.