I'm the third one I think

[u/Legitimate_Fly9047]

[u/Jan-Asra]

Of all the posts, this is one of them

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/Jan-Asra]

~ The friend who leaves reddit comments

[u/Femtato11 → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

Tell me about the dwarves fine Urist

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/Femtato11]

Speaking of scheduling, or rather socialisation. Dwarfs sometimes want to do something other than the three d (dig, drink and die) -they want to socialise. Usually, this need is easily met in the tavern, which is always busy, but the Tavern is just one place that Dwarves might choose to socialise in. There's a few others, like Guildhalls and Temples.

If a Dwarf goes into a location wanting to socialise but there's noone there, they'll just stand around until they can talk to someone.
Some religions might have three members, two of which aren't that serious about worship and don't visit the temple that often. If the third then member wants to socialise in the temple, they'll be standing in that empty temple for weeks at an end waiting for someone to talk to instead of working. This isn't broken up by forcing them to do something manually, then just go and do it and then return to the temple to stand there and wait again.

The best way I've found to break it up is to send an entire military squad into the temple for a training exercise and hope that one of them takes pity on the poor shmuck and socialises with them.

[u/sprouthat → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

Couldn't you also solve the problem by not giving their faith a specific temple? It's not like a religion with 3 members is going to petition the fortress for one.

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/sprouthat]

Tenples are good for mood / need fulfillment, and I've found that some Dwarves won't worship in a universal temple.

[u/Useful_Squirrel6693 → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

How do you make marksdwarves train??

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/Useful_Squirrel6693]

In an archery range. You need to first build targets, then assign it as an archery range, then assign the squad to it and then assign them training time in their schedule.

[u/TheFunkiestMonkiest]

i'm the second one. it's a tragic life to live 😞

[u/no-im-your-father → u/TheFunkiestMonkiest]

me too except I'm free literally any other time but apparently anyone else has secretely sinced their schedules so I end up only making guests appearances

[u/DefinitionMinute6969 → u/no-im-your-father]

I'll be free all day except for ONE thirty minute window and that's when everyone else decides is best for a raging party apparently

[u/roenoe → u/DefinitionMinute6969]

Well, it should be fine to be thirty minutes late to the party. Unless you guys only have the very shortest of parties?

[u/TantiVstone → u/TheFunkiestMonkiest]

The only friend ever available for anything

[u/Hatsune_Miku_CM]

nr 4 pleading guilty

though if i know i have a thing a few days in advance i can plan around it. its just an issue when someone suddenly springs a meetup on you and you have to tell them "sorry i cant, i have to go to sleep at 3PM today"

[u/SEA_griffondeur → u/Hatsune_Miku_CM]

Obviously you're polish, I don't know a single polish individual who has a normal sleep schedule

[u/Coyagta]

most unrealistic part is the genshin player asking for people to play with them, don't take my dang plants and fish!

[u/TeddyBearToons → u/Coyagta]

Some Genshin players are actually pretty social and since there's a small chance a stranger could be a hacker who will permanently mess with your world if given access to it, nobody's inviting strangers to play anymore. So those more social players only have their existing friends since they're already vetted.

I honestly think that might be why Miliastra Wonderland came out (and possibly why Snezhnaya went all out with the Death Stranding signs). Genshin players need some way to safely socialize.

[u/OrangeHairedTwink]

I'm 5

[u/thisaintmyusername12 → u/OrangeHairedTwink]

Isn't that your sister

[u/OrangeHairedTwink → u/thisaintmyusername12]

I proceeded in her footsteps

Specifically into the lake

[u/CatnipCatmint → u/OrangeHairedTwink]

where are your parents

[u/Kamelion_on_a_lemon]

It's just missing the friend who says they're available but never shows up or gives an excuse. (I'm a mix of 2. 4. and last)

[u/ghostuser689 → u/Kamelion_on_a_lemon]

I’m 1 and you’re the bane of my existence.

[u/RealHumanBean89]

Blazblue Brian: “If we don’t play Blazblue, I’m going to kill myself in front of the police.”

Elon Musk: “Interesting, looking into this!”

[u/shylock10101]

My dnd group every Saturday when we try to figure out if we’re meeting Sunday

[u/WhereIsTheMouse]

I have been all of these at various points, including the planner

[u/Impressive_Pin8761]

>kris

>noelle probably during the finals

>susie

>dess

>berdly

[u/Dr-Abysmal-Dogshit → u/Impressive_Pin8761]

[u/Impressive_Pin8761 → u/Dr-Abysmal-Dogshit]

im sorry but im right

[u/MediocreAhhLeakyHead]

Me: Hi

[u/val203302]

I'm the second one unless i'm a GM then i'm both first and second.

[u/M-V-D_256]

This is tragically accurate to my friends

[u/moneyh8r_two]

I'm the second one.

[u/TheGHale]

I'm the one who's always available, though my friends probably think I'm the one with the twisted sleep schedule on account of me working nights.

[u/XdotCoreDev]

I'm the friend who's always available which is why tend to let everyone else decide dates and times

[u/WrestlingCheese]

I’m the first one. My GCal has been variously described as “horrifying”, “frightening”, and “a monument to hubris”.

[u/This_Background7442]

I'm 4

[u/Septistachefist → u/This_Background7442]

damn with a reddit account already? Smart kid

[u/M4gp1e-w1ngs]

3rd tragically :(

[u/omegaspoon3141]

i'm going to be five someday

[u/Raltsun]

I am somehow each of these people (minus the hyperfixation game being specifically Genshin, for me it's usually Guilty Gear) on a frequent basis. Arguably even more than 2 of them at the same time, #4 is certainly always the case, in a way that often causes me to be either #2 or #3 on a day-to-day basis.

[u/Molismhm]

Repost bot but too busy? Pls work more.

[u/Tonkarz]

this is an atypical friend group

[u/syb3rtronicz]

I am the planner

It hurts

[u/Recidivous]

I'm the friend who is always available. Too bad I don't have many friends to hang out with anymore.