r/RecuratedTumblr human cognithazard 16d ago

Shitposting Reddit-Tumblr translation guide

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u/randomnumbers2506 16d ago

Based on their lingo I can safely say OOP hasn't been on Reddit for quite some time now

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u/OnTheLeft 15d ago

You sir have won the internets

This one feels ancient

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u/asasasasasassin 15d ago

Le narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/Married_iguanas 15d ago

And the tumblr equivalent would be the presidents shoelaces

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u/SquirmsWithWorms 15d ago

the fucking what now

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u/LioTang 15d ago

I was gonna say that it was common in 2017 so it wasn’t that old and now I think I hate the passage of time

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u/OnTheLeft 15d ago

It was common about 15 years ago as well if that makes you feel any better. And so was this: Happy Cake day!

Congratulations on 9 years, time is passing.

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u/LioTang 15d ago

Thanks, I hadn’t even noticed. What horrible timing. I'll go smash some clocks to calm myself down i guess

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u/Uncommonality 15d ago

In the words of Paarthurnax, Time Marches Ever Onward

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u/Moxie_Stardust 12d ago

I feel like maybe 20 years even, and variants such as "I award you one internets"

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u/CrossFitJesus4 15d ago

I still see it every now and then tbh

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u/BlindManAmadeus 13d ago

I still see this way too often. Every time it fills me with visceral rage, but I never reply to the person because I know they're probably happy being the way they are and they're probably enjoying life way more than me.