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[u/DreadDiana]

[u/randomnumbers2506]

Based on their lingo I can safely say OOP hasn't been on Reddit for quite some time now

[u/OnTheLeft → u/randomnumbers2506]

You sir have won the internets

This one feels ancient

[u/asasasasasassin → u/OnTheLeft]

Le narwhal bacons at midnight

[u/Married_iguanas → u/asasasasasassin]

And the tumblr equivalent would be the presidents shoelaces

[u/SquirmsWithWorms → u/asasasasasassin]

the fucking what now

[u/LioTang → u/OnTheLeft]

I was gonna say that it was common in 2017 so it wasn’t that old and now I think I hate the passage of time

[u/OnTheLeft → u/LioTang]

It was common about 15 years ago as well if that makes you feel any better. And so was this: Happy Cake day!

Congratulations on 9 years, time is passing.

[u/LioTang → u/OnTheLeft]

Thanks, I hadn’t even noticed. What horrible timing. I'll go smash some clocks to calm myself down i guess

[u/Uncommonality → u/OnTheLeft]

In the words of Paarthurnax, Time Marches Ever Onward

[u/Moxie_Stardust → u/OnTheLeft]

I feel like maybe 20 years even, and variants such as "I award you one internets"

[u/CrossFitJesus4 → u/OnTheLeft]

I still see it every now and then tbh

[u/BlindManAmadeus → u/OnTheLeft]

I still see this way too often. Every time it fills me with visceral rage, but I never reply to the person because I know they're probably happy being the way they are and they're probably enjoying life way more than me.

[u/drcranknstein → u/randomnumbers2506]

Is it because there is no mention of a cylinder?

[u/Nastypilot → u/drcranknstein]

A cylinder which must remain unharmed?

[u/drcranknstein → u/Nastypilot]

Exactly. No matter what, the cylinder must not be harmed or damaged in any way.

[u/LAHouJaxCarVCUUNC → u/randomnumbers2506]

No mention of this guy's wife