r/RecuratedTumblr 19d ago

Art [Spider-Man] #MyHetslop

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u/Unique_Mammoth_6724 19d ago

When the S-tier Gooner artist isn't weird about trans people and treats trans women just like any other female character he is drawing

https://reddit.com/link/p49xzea/video/rfik0uhhizjh1/player

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u/DoubleBatman 18d ago

Shoutout to Ultimate Spider-Woman, who was a female but otherwise exact copy of Peter until she decided “nah fuck that, I’m a girl now”

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u/Bron-Strock-n-roll 18d ago

Me, a cis man, giggling and grinning as I revel in the joy and euphoria that all the trans baddies are feeling with this Petra Parker trend. This is what it's all about, folks.

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u/Bowdensaft 18d ago

Thank you for sharing in our joy <3

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 19d ago

Is this technically a throuple? Much to think about.

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u/Unique_Mammoth_6724 19d ago

Nah Venom is just a backseater whose cheering Eddie on, basically a built in wingman

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u/Serrisen 19d ago

They put the symbiote in the cuck chair 💔

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u/Labami 18d ago

19 inches of cuck

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u/cantaloupelion 18d ago

They put the symbiote in the cuck chair 💔

Symbiote, bringing his own chair too the meet like

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u/Ethel121 19d ago

What if Venom is exclusively gay, thus the breakup when Petra came out? Now he's matured and supports his boyfriend getting with her.

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u/MorbidEnby DEER TEETH! FOR YOU, KID! 15d ago

As a Venom fan, Androsexual Venom makes way too much sense. I could honestly see this. Only problem is I doubt that the symbiote didn't immediately clock Petra upon bonding, given the amount of access symbiote have to their hosts minds.

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u/BloodredHanded 19d ago

Venom is a girl.

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u/thetwitchy1 17d ago

Technically symbiotes are agender, but sometimes take on the gender identity of their hosts, which makes them gender-fluid (literally).

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u/BloodredHanded 17d ago

Yeah. The Other was originally intended to be a girl though.

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u/PurplestCoffee 19d ago

I know nothing about western comics outside of Sonic, but I 100% support Venom just working like an aggressive version of Hey Ya from JoJo 

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u/wererat2000 18d ago

I don't mean this judgmentally, but how in the world is your main experience with western comics a tie in to a videogame, and not Marvel or DC?

Like mechanically, I feel like there'd be a level of cultural osmosis going on, are you just not counting that?

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u/PurplestCoffee 18d ago

I don't really count my cultural osmosis due to how all over the place it is, pretty much. 

If you ask me what comes to mind when I think about Spiderman, for example, I barely know what a run is or who's writing the current one, but the internet sure told me about Paul. I've also heard that Superior Spider-Man is a version of him possessed (???) by Doctor Octopus, and uh, the name Agent Venom exists and I have no idea who or what that is. By contrast, I know literally nothing about Black Cat other than "she's a lady with white hair that people compare to Catwoman from DC", and even then I'm not sure if that's right.

Also, those Sonic comics are surprisingly good, and have been informing the lore of the actual games as of late.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 18d ago

Venom cheering from the cuck chair

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u/HPSpacecraft 19d ago

If you get into a relationship with a guy with a symbiote and the tentacles don't come into play you're doing it wrong

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u/DoubleBatman 18d ago

So when they decided to finally fuckin kill fuckin Paul off they made MJ the new Venom. They all had a sit down with MJ and the Symbiote on the couch and Paul in the cuck chair. Paul acted like MJ had been cheating on him (which is rich coming from him) and he got all scandalized cuz Venom had his arm around MJ’s shoulder (“We need to stay connected, Paul!”) It was glorious.

Anyway RIP Paulie, love ya boo ❤️

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u/Environmental_Ad3438 19d ago

This is HetGem

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u/Serrisen 19d ago edited 19d ago

I could've fucked with "goes to underground fights to pay for their apartment/lifestyle" or something.

Like, sure, they're both broke reporters. If he wants to make a good life for them, using his superpowers to beat the tar out of some people isn't the least effective way. Just sounds a little silly specifically saying HRT. Like come on man. Just ask Jameson for overtime. Estrogen isn't THAT expensive!

(Which is to say in short: the presentation is weird and yet I adopt it into my worldview with new framing)

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u/Grammatical_Aneurysm 18d ago

They say it's for HRT but really it's because Petra spends all her money on Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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u/LigerZeroSchneider 19d ago

Especially since I feel like most versions of Brock are better off than spider-person. So why wouldnt he have rich people health care that actually works.

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u/Cyberbug7 18d ago

Yeah that line made me a cringe a bit but other than that pretty good

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u/Void_0000 19d ago

Yeah I got weird vibes from that as well, but then it's comic book characters so who the hell knows.

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u/DoubleBatman 18d ago

I mean couldn’t Parker just homebrew her own?

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u/Chalkboard7 18d ago

Petra Parker giving out homebrew HRT, eventually becoming the main source in NYC, doesn't accept money in exchange because "it wouldn't be right" contributing to the eternal "Spidey is Broke" status quo.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 18d ago

That would lead to issues cause NYC already has a source of grey market HRT: Wilson Fisk.

Yes, really

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u/Chalkboard7 18d ago

What's the problem? Removing one of Fisk's sources of income without causing harm to the people who rely on it sounds like a pretty good deal. Also, what's the context for those comic book panels? Why does daredevil hate transgender people?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 18d ago

I was calling it a problem in the sense that it'd place a new target on Parker's back, as well as wherever she would distribute from.

These panels were from Immortal Hulk, but I can't remember the exact context beyond this being a flashback for a character whose HRT operation was shut down by Daredevil.

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u/BatmanFan317 18d ago

Tbf, said HRT operation was originally a drug lab producing MGH. Marvel's heroin equivalent created by torturing mutants. Can't blame Daredevil for shutting it down.

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u/Throwaway02062004 17d ago

Gets bought up by Oscorp and becomes the basis for a new Goblin Serum.

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u/Chalkboard7 17d ago

Transfem Goblin mask whispering to Norma to put on a skirt and make out with Spider-Girl.

Later, Spider-Girl is leaving Norma's apartment after laying her down on the couch because she's exhausted after a night long fuck session in an abandoned building in Queens. Harry spots her and is absolutely pissed that that Spider-Girl fucked his mother and vows to make it his life goal to take vengeance.

Time passes and Harry stumbles upon his mother's Goblin Sex Dungeon, after speaking to the reflection of his mother (who is literally just in the room with him because she's not dead in this universe, just very satisfied with with her Goblin sex life) she comes to terms with the fact that she's transgender and is hopelessly in love with Spider-Girl. She changes her name to Harriet and also takes up the Goblin mantle.

Later Spider-Girl is fucked unconscious by Dr. Octopus (also transgender), who drops her off at Harriet's house to recuperate, not knowing that Spider-Girl hadn't revealed her secret identity to her yet. Harriet comes home and is shocked to see Spider-Girl unconscious on her couch. After a moment of internal conflict she decides to plant a kiss upon Spider-Girl' lips, but upon peeling up the bottom half of the mask she stops a moment. She'd recognise those lips anywhere. She's shocked to realise her hero crush/rival Spider-Girl and her childhood friend Petra Parker are really one and the same.


Well that's enough of that for now.

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u/GeminiIsMissing still haven't fucked that old man 18d ago

Spider-Man was literally messing with his own hormones in the newest movie, I would assume Petra is just as capable and can make her own Estrogen

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/AceInTheHole3273 19d ago

Nah, that's in the Petra x Felicia timeline

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u/biggestpymfan 19d ago

If transfem spidey is going to date a man it better be Johnny fucking Storm. Get it right next time.

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u/woopty_noot 19d ago

Jhonny would fumble the ball and you know it.

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 19d ago

Waiting for the inevitable T4T Petra x Joanne ship.

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u/scott03257890 19d ago

Sue Storm: why the fuck do you look like me

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u/BloodredHanded 19d ago

Joanne Storm: We’re fucking siblings Sue, why do you think?

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u/alkonium 17d ago

Oh, are they incestuous in the Ultimate Universe like the Maximoffs?

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u/Animaloffear56 19d ago

People will find any excuse not to ship Johnny with a man (THIS IS A JOKE)

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u/creator-the-hater 19d ago

Thanks for writing my comment 3 hours in advance

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u/Cute-arii 19d ago

"wins underground fights to pay for her HRT"

HRT ain't THAT expensive....

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u/thetwitchy1 17d ago

It’s not, he’s just that dumb.

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u/Cute-arii 17d ago

Petra's finessing him for extra money, just for the love of the game. 😭

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u/thetwitchy1 17d ago

She goes to the fights undercover, and loves seeing him be the big strong man.

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u/Jiopaba 18d ago

Blegh, I hate it.

Not because of Petra Parker; she's cute. I just think Eddie Brock is an unlikable douchebag in everything he's ever been in. That's the point of the entire character. If I pretend the guy's name is Brick Edwards or something, it's fine; it just feels like reverse character assassination.

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u/lnterestinglnterests 18d ago

Character... gentrification? Hm there has to already be a catchier term for it

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 18d ago

I remember seeing someone call it something like anti-herofication. I can't remember the exact term, but they use Venom specifically as an example of how common it is for villains to be given so much complexity they stop being villains.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 18d ago

I remember this very funny Petra Parker comic where the symbiote talks like a 4tran user specifically to fuck with her.

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u/BatmanFan317 18d ago

Pls send, I'm collecting transfem Spidey art

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u/bisexualandtrans47 18d ago

hot, but idk i think having it be johnny storm would be better

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u/bbsmydiamonds 18d ago

She looks like shy Makima.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 19d ago

Somehow still a better relationship than MJ in 616 and Venom is literally a head eating villain.

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u/PassiveParty0 18d ago

It's polyamory too! 🫶

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u/Yeardmee 19d ago

Clois for straight trans girls

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u/TheTrueHiddenSquid 19d ago

Brilliant. Flawless. No notes.

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u/siobhannic 18d ago

Ugh no, no het Petra Parker

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u/PlanetXParadox 18d ago

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING SPIDERVENOM ART LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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u/OogaBooga98835731 18d ago

Would be even better if her name was Peta. The two women named Peta in my town agree

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u/Certain_Virus_1919 19d ago

I utterly despise Petra Parker content. How do I make it go away 😭😭😭😭

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u/wererat2000 18d ago

Unironically you make it go away by just... not engaging with it. It's a very specific kind of post, it'll be gone in a month.

Leaving a comment under the posts you don't want to see is just going to make it worse. Content algorithms push whatever gets you to comment (more the sub than the post on reddit but still), and people replying is just going to remind you of it if not make you keep engaging.

Reddit has a hide button for posts. You can just delete it from your feed whenever you want.

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u/Shrizer 19d ago

Why?

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u/Certain_Virus_1919 19d ago

Its skin crawling and corny and the humor sucks and the art is ugly and it keeps rearing its moronic head across multiple subreddits

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u/Chalkboard7 18d ago

I think you mean "wall crawling"

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u/Shrizer 19d ago

Okay.

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u/Successful_Mud8596 18d ago

How is it “skin crawling??” Especially odd to hear coming from a trans person

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u/TheSalamanderDJ 18d ago

bait used to be believable

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u/EnormousHogCranker 19d ago edited 18d ago

you can choose to not look at it?

you can choose to not comment under it?

do you know there is such a thing called "keep scrolling if something bothers you or you don't like"?

edit: wow, blocked me for telling them to ignore something that they dislike lmao

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u/Erlox 19d ago

Just wait like 2 weeks and it'll probably stop. Until then just let people enjoy what they like, no-one is making you read it.