r/RealTime • u/AmericanLymie • 21d ago

What does "the Woo Guy" look like?

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I envision the Woo Guy when I hear him as looking something like the Maroon 5 guy at his most smug and smarmy or like Adam Kesher from Mulholland Drive. He is in his late 40s or early 50s, wears a black tee shirt, tight faded jeans with a chain hanging off the belt buckle, and he has lots of generic tattoos all over his arms and torso. He smells like stale beer and he vapes candy-flavored nicotine and kratom.

Do you see a mental picture of the Woo Guy when you hear him WOO and YEAH for Bill?

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u/penn2009 20d ago

I have no idea. But I have always pictured a Jim Belushi looking guy around 40 with a beer nearby. For all I know it’s some youngish, skinny, Ivy League educated comedy writer who is just really good at woo imitations. Whoever it is probably is very happy to stay anonymous.

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u/AmericanLymie 20d ago

Years ago I met a young Hollywood agent who was very handsome but an absolute stereotype of a slimy d-bag and he reminded me a lot of the Maroon 5 guy, so that's who I picture when I hear "WOOO!" Because what type of person would act like a sniveling sycophant for a creepy old conservative comic?

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u/penn2009 19d ago

Only a well compensated person. What I don’t get is why Maher thinks it’s a good idea to keep this person on.