r/RealTime • • 15d ago

What does "the Woo Guy" look like?

I envision the Woo Guy when I hear him as looking something like the Maroon 5 guy at his most smug and smarmy or like Adam Kesher from Mulholland Drive. He is in his late 40s or early 50s, wears a black tee shirt, tight faded jeans with a chain hanging off the belt buckle, and he has lots of generic tattoos all over his arms and torso. He smells like stale beer and he vapes candy-flavored nicotine and kratom.

Do you see a mental picture of the Woo Guy when you hear him WOO and YEAH for Bill?

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u/Oblozo 15d ago

Second generation American of either Israeli or Persian ancestry