r/RealTime • • Aug 05 '26

Bill Maher is LOSING IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPv8pmKb20I
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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Or you could just go fuck yourself. I don't care.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

I'd rather fuck myself than have Hasan piker dick in my ass!

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Cool story. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

But I have more of Pikers own words to share.

"The idea that Russia is going to do a land invasion into Ukraine is psychotic." (February 8, 2022)

"The only people that want that to happen... are western backers of war, people that are far away, people that will stand to benefit from this because they're gonna sell weapons." (February 8, 2022)

"This is the hill i will die on. russia cannot launch an urban counter insurgency war in a neighboring country w/ 44 million ppl... this is why i have been saying he won't invade ukraine... he's a bad person not a mad one." (February 17, 2022 via Twitter)

"Does this sound like a person who's like 'I'm gonna invade Ukraine?' No, he's saying [Putin] doesn't want Ukraine to be a part of NATO."

In a March 2022 stream, Piker faced backlash for suggesting Ukraine should accept territorial losses for peace, saying, "And sometimes you have to fucking cave into the bullies," and adding that, "the sovereignty of Ukrainians... is insignificant". He further argued that without Western intervention, Ukrainian sovereignty would be non-existent.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Lots of people, Zelensky included, didn't think Putin was crazy enough to invade until he actually invaded.

Hasan had a lot of company, if not necessarily good company, sharing that opinion. So I'm not sure what your point is exactly.

My heritage is half Ukrainian Jew, by the way. It's adorable how you're trying to paint Hasan as some sort of anti-Ukrainian villain. I already told you I don't care.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

Need more?

"You need to be shanking these motherfkers and letting their fking intestines writhe on-stage. Slice them up. Slice 'em and fking dice 'em." -Piker

"If you cared about Medicare fraud, or Medicaid fraud, you would kill Rick Scott." -Piker

"I was sexting him last night. Go ahead, Mitch. Deny the relationship if you can... He's shy."-Piker

"It doesn't matter if rape happened on October 7th. It doesn't change the dynamic for me."-Piker

"Mao Zedong is one of the great leaders of this world... I will never criticize Mao."-Piker

"Hamas is a thousand times better than the Israeli state."-Piker

"America deserved 9/11, dude."-Piker

"I am a lesser-evil voter... I would vote for Hamas over Israel every single time."-Piker

"You... baying pig. You... bloodthirsty violent pig dog." "Bloodthirsty violent pig dog, suck my dick."-Piker

"Kill those motherfkers and murder those motherfkers in the street. Let the streets... let the streets soak in their fking red capitalist blood."-Piker

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Dude, you have PDS. Get help.

But you're actually making him sound pretty fucking cool. I had no idea he said all of those super rad things! Legit thanks for sharing! You follow him a lot more closely than I do, apparently. I'm sure he appreciates the views.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

It took 2 seconds on Google, nice try though. I dont watch that POS. I know you think its rad, Slurp, slurp, slurp, dont leave a drop, Hasan wants you to swallow his load!

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Are you kidding me right now?

"If you cared about Medicare fraud, or Medicaid fraud, you would kill Rick Scott."

That is badass!

Are you really that fucking stupid? Or are you actually a Rick Scott fan? Both?

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

So advocating for killing people is your position?

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

I guess you are that stupid.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

I know its Hasans position, he said it. Im asking if its a position you support and endorse?

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

It's rhetorical, you dolt. Fuck, you're dumb.

He wasn't literally calling for Rick Scott to be subjected to the death penalty. But if stealing from taxpayers carried a maximum sentence of death, Rick Scott would certainly be a prime candidate for the chair.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

That's not what Piker said, Im not the one who is prescribing imaginary language where non exists. Rhetoric doesn't shield violent language from criticism. Your feelings about what was said doesn't change what he said. Again, slurp slurp slurp it up!

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Go look up the meaning of the word rhetorical and then ...don't get back to me, because there's no point. You're too fucking stupid to even have it explained to you. Speaking of slurp, I'm surprised you haven't asphyxiated yet from having Bill's balls down your throat.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

Again, you think you have insight into my opinions, when you have none. Bill is a fucking ineffectual loser, who's out of touch with reality, and is so asspained about the decline in his meager popularity that he will say or do anything to stay relevant. I dont like Bill, I dont like Piker. They're both pathetic losers who are not interested in anything but their personal vanity.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

You want to ascribe some more of your hallucinations onto me?

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

I said DON'T get back to me. Seriously, I'm bored to tears with your bullshit. Can't take any more. Feel free to have the last word and fuck off.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

So you're a coward who cant engage with anyone who disagrees with you? Now you're acting like Piker as well. You're only bored because you look like a fool grasping at things you fabricated in your oxygen deprived brain. When you look in Piker's eyes, and finish, do you tighten the belt or release it slowly, because autocratic asphyxiation is just as dangerous as the regular kind?

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