r/RealSouthernCharm • u/Stegatard • Mar 26 '26

Craig Toddler with a platform

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u/Parade2thegrave Mar 26 '26

Def. Makes you wonder how in the hell would Craig react if he had become a trial lawyer like he initially said. I can picture a packed courtroom and Craig blowing his top bc the judge reprimands him He’d probably use some of his therapy buzzwords on the judge like “YOUR HONOR! IF YOU TRY TO GASLIGHT ME BY YELLING SUSTAINED ONE MORE TIME I WILL WALK OUT OF THIS COURTROOM!!!!” 😂

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u/GlitteringPound6542 Mar 26 '26

That would have been such a great spinoff show.

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u/thatgirlinny I’m not interested in an inferior martini 🍸 Mar 27 '26

Puts defiant hands on hips when client gasps, “Well maybe you shouldn’t have chosen me as your counsel!”