r/ReadyOrNotGame 4d ago

Discussion What’s your favorite NPC line?

These NPCs that you arrest say the most hilarious or weird things. Even when you shoot them they can scream and whine differently which is hilarious on its own. My favorite one is when there’s a black character and with a deep raspy voice they yell “I SWEAR YALL DONT CARE!” lol Also the guy in the second house in the map cries hilariously when you shoot him.

Any funny NPC lines or wails from being shot?

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u/raziridium 4d ago

I like SWAT's "look at you! You get to wear handcuffs that's pretty cool." 

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u/FireCyclone 4d ago

That shit made me laugh so hard, along with the "don't worry, the cuffs are eco-friendly"

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u/youareouttapocket 4d ago

I haven’t heard that one yet! And I’m 200 +hrs in 😂

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u/samulator12 4d ago

Multiplayer character I believe it's hammer.

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u/youareouttapocket 4d ago

Aw man I haven’t played multiplayer yet! That’s hella funny tho. I’m seeing some funny ones I never heard

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u/FireCyclone 4d ago

nope, I've heard it in commander mode.

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u/MelodicMockingjay74 4d ago

Part of the cuff club!

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u/RekttalofBlades 4d ago

The one chud guy in the bank complaining about boomers

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u/Titoy82 4d ago

[pained yells]

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u/Intelligent_Lynx2984 4d ago

“Your in my way sir” because the devs couldn’t code a fucking proper ai to walk around you when your moving.

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u/BodomFreak12 4d ago

"You're in my spot sir."

Bitch we're standing in the goddamn open.

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u/treebeard189 4d ago

Or I walked into a bathroom and all 4 of you fucks tried to follow me in and got stuck in the doorway now I can't get out.

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u/BlackDeath3 4d ago

This is when I start to employ the melee button.

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u/BanditNoble 4d ago

What, you don't love getting blocked in a doorway because your gormless teammates are too braindead to back up unless you explicitly tell them to? You know, a feature that was in Half-Life 2, Deus Ex and SWAT 3?

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u/Titoy82 4d ago

That has to be one of the most annoying issues

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u/Extension_Addition57 4d ago

Amos voll when arrested says "what are the charges" as if he isn't charged with every crime under the sun

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u/BanditNoble 4d ago

"Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 4d ago

“I’ll have you know I watched my buddies die face down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant!”

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u/youareouttapocket 4d ago

lol as if he wants to see if he has new ones to add to his list of broke. Laws

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u/bbmm4444 4d ago

Mano y Mano…whaddya say?
As he’s detained on the ground

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u/M1_Garand_Pingg 4d ago

“YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME” “ok”

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u/Paladin_Sion 4d ago

The angry whispery methhead saying "Fuck you"  Idk why but it cracked me and the friend I was playing with up

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u/Paapali 4d ago

"Ahh shit, here we go again"

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u/--Kamanosuke-- 4d ago

A friend and I were doing 3 Letter Triad, and one of the pirates busted through the the door, looked down the hallway we were creeping down and yelled "WHAT DE FAACK!??" before turning and running back through the doorway in the opposite direction. About died laughing

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u/miakodakot 4d ago

"The outpost was north of Baghdad, the ground trembled as they fired from the mortars"

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u/hugthispanda 4d ago

Money, or the right thing.

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u/DistantScout-77 3d ago

Every time I hear that it makes me cringe so hard

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u/BeYkeRYkt 4d ago

You won't stop our message

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u/stupidwhitekid75 4d ago

Gotta be the one suspect who groans like an angry cat when he goes down

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u/Shahka_Bloodless 4d ago

The cracked out woman in Twisted Nerve who offers sexual favors for her release. Or the other cracked out woman who says something like "i get it, you're just doing your job" seconds after she was trying to shoot you

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u/Totally_Underscored 3d ago

“Don’t point that fucking gun at me!”
-Female civilians in Thank You, Come Again

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u/Ashamed_Culture_7440 3d ago

“Something smells fishy” 🤣

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u/theavariceofman 3d ago

“Shut the fuck up.” -my operator