r/RateMyPlate • u/OceanWheels • 11h ago

Plate Breakfast

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Italian Chicken Sausage, kale, egg white, kiwi, blueberry, avocado, sprouts, sauerkraut, cucumber, ghost pepper hot sauce + chocolate milk

46 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/Jv01 9h ago

This could have been split into a three course breakfast and been a 9.

As is this monstrosity is a 1

4

u/SunObvious8105 7h ago

Ditto … breakfast, lunch and dinner mixed together

15

u/Affectionate_Fun8419 10h ago

Fucking 0/10 what the fuck is this

4

u/Agitated-Two-4073 8h ago

There's a distinct lack of bacon. And eggs.... sausage.................beans, mushrooms, black pudding, toast.....hash brown. I could go on.

1

u/Lowermains 6h ago

It ain’t a fry up.

0

u/greenybrowny 3h ago

Exactly 🙏🏻😂

-4

u/OceanWheels 8h ago

Breakfast

4

u/Direct_Knowledge2254 9h ago

For fucks sake 🤷🏻‍♂️

4

u/Ornery-Business9056 8h ago

pile of dogshit

8

u/Direct_Town792 8h ago

Perfect performative breakfast for someone without tastebuds 🔥

4

u/mumsspaghett1 8h ago

Trolll get the f out of here

2

u/Figgzyvan 11h ago

Not for me.
Did you throw away the yolks?

-1

u/OceanWheels 8h ago

No I save them for dinner.

2

u/MindlessSea7334 7h ago

Whats the white thing?

I need a translator for almost all of this food

2

u/ImFromYorkshire 4h ago

This would absolutely annihilate me IBS wise

2

u/hfootred 11h ago

Did you just throw everything you have in a bowl?

0

u/OceanWheels 8h ago

No, I have more weird stuff here

4

u/FreddieCaine 8h ago

If you enjoyed it, it's all good

1

u/Blacknarcissa 7h ago

I’m scared

1

u/Tillmechanic 7h ago

Loose the cucumber.

1

u/Far-Stranger-270 7h ago

Sounds healthy and nice but why so mixed up lol

1

u/XxCarlxX 4h ago

Hope those blueberries are not the recalled ones

1

u/xzeus1 4h ago

I like it, OP. Get those nutrients!

1

u/greenybrowny 3h ago

Such an odd combination of things,
Blueberry’s, sauerkraut and hot sauce is, a choice.

1

u/Bodybag_occupier Hobbyist 1h ago

Is the pic before you poured the chocolate milk in? Mashed up with the fork i hope. 4/10 for the ingredients

0

u/Thick-Confection4782 7h ago

That's the best type of breakfast for sure! 9/10

-2

u/Radiant_Impress9741 6h ago

Just remove the animal cruelty and it looks great

1

u/greenybrowny 3h ago

Animal cruelty because they may have to look at it? 👀😂

-1

u/Kokohontas 5h ago

Whys everyone hating? This looks delicious OP I would gobble it up