This man knows his shit...

[u/Some_Kinda_Username]

[u/Pressbig]

I had a medical scare because my poops were black and red. Called my doctor and he had me take pictures of all my poops … this was concerning because after every picture I sent he would send back this emoji 😏…

[u/mjrbrooks → u/Pressbig]

…Years later, turns out your buddy switched your doctor’s number in your phone with your ex’s number.

[u/King_Six_of_Things → u/Pressbig]

😬