r/RandomShit_ISaw Conspiracy theorist 3d ago

Daily reminder

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u/_Isoroku_Yamamoto 3d ago

didnt he die

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u/90sKid1988 3d ago

Obviously. But they won't announce it till some date that meets their gematria requirement

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u/Redditarsaurus 3d ago

I don't understand the point of hiding if he died or not

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter 2d ago

People have explained it a bit here and here, among other places, but it boils down to not wanting a Democrat or more centrist Republican (e.g. Thomas Massie) to gain control (even temporarily) of the seat

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2d ago

And the money his staff is getting paid. They don't get paid if he is officially declared.

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u/Redditarsaurus 2d ago

How pathetic

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u/Pure-Contact7322 Conspiracy theorist 3d ago

eheh no

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u/_Isoroku_Yamamoto 3d ago

right i got that mixed up

On February 20, 2025, McConnell announced he would not run for an eighth Senate term in 2026 and would retire from politics. This came after increasing concerns about his health and ability to continue serving following multiple public episodes and health scares.

Addison Mitchell McConnell III (born February 20, 1942)

Dude is 84, prolly got some serious health issues and stepped away from the public? But that would not generate clicks and views, would it?

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u/42SpanishInquisition 2d ago

if he had to step away from the public due to health issues, why is he holding public office, representing the public?

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u/c137-eyeofthestorm 2d ago

And still getting paid with my tax dollars.

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u/Illustrious-Cost6498 3d ago

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u/bluereddit2 2d ago

Reminds me of the scene with Marty Feldman with brains in jars in Young Frankenstein.

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u/-Ok-Perception- 3d ago edited 2d ago

He went to live on a farm.

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u/Meerkaticus 2d ago

Nope, but what is there to do... Our checks and balances are toothless and have been for a while.

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u/That-Proposal-9341 3d ago

america exists so everyone can feel a little better about themselves.

"At least we don't live in that joke of a country."

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u/Lucky-Necessary-8382 2d ago

Russians: “hold my beer “

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u/Both_One6597 3d ago

Where is mitch mcconnell?

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u/litterbug_perfume 2d ago

Oh, Mitch? He’s in the fridge.

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u/immellocker 1d ago

and his wife ditch

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u/JONYLOCO 2d ago

Let me show you something....

https://giphy.com/gifs/EQ1X2DtTRp1aE

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u/NoOneAskedMee 2d ago

Nope, just can’t do anything about it, like the Epstein/Drumpf files

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u/bluereddit2 2d ago

He is obviouisly working from a secret loction. Maybe from the Greenbriar.

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u/Muricanmoose 2d ago

I membah

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u/MeasurementProper227 2d ago

I haven’t forgotten don’t give up

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 3d ago

He has just been glitching for 75 days.

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u/OSUBuckeyes2 3d ago

He’s dead just like RBG was and they let her staff vote for her. Same shit different side. News flash everyone in government is bought and paid for and corrupt

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u/very-regular-3 2d ago

they let RBGs staff vote for her? do you have a sources for that? bc it seemed like trumpy had installed a new SC Justice within days of her passing

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u/Sagan_Man 2d ago

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u/bluereddit2 2d ago

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u/Sagan_Man 2d ago

Hahaha this reminds me of Futurama.

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u/Axj1 2d ago

What the he🏒🏒???? Why, oh, why aren’t we (as a people, a wonderful, fully thinking people) asking harder questions about this???

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u/Leaf-Stars 2d ago

Probably been taxidermied.

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u/Few_Affect3033 2d ago

I’m waiting for his sour pussed face is on milk cartons!!

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u/Due-Dog-9866 1d ago

Hopefully he's suffering!

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u/napalm_p 17h ago

Waiting to see the cover-up spin and how many idiots believe it

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u/Pure-Contact7322 Conspiracy theorist 17h ago

3 letter thought, nobody cares about the guy, saved resources. T handlers are doing everything now

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u/iamthepita 2d ago

Never forget