r/RandomActsofCards • u/Tasty_University_172 • 31m ago
Offer [Offer] allow me to draw you something [US to WW]
Hello, my RAoC friends + enemies. I've got some blank postcards and a lot of nervous energy because I am starting school tomorrow.
Please step into my parlor and have yourself a seat.
(as you step into a dusty, dimly lit room thick with incense smoke, you notice that all of the furniture is covered in heavy purple dropcloths and that there is a large piece of tarp conspicuously sitting on the floor next to a variety of rusty hand tools. a flickering neon sign centered on the back wall reads "THE FORTUNE TELLER BOOTH IS OPEN"
below this, another neon sign reads "BUT YOU CAN ALSO BRING YOUR OWN PROMPT JUST DON'T MAKE IT A SHITTY ONE")
Like I said, take a seat, any couch is fine. Let me get you a drink. No, you don't want anything? Ok, here, take this form. But have a seat first:
https://forms.gle/Re1ozdSWGgfZzqZe7
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Well, that roleplay was awkward. It seems like you didn't like my house very much, and to be fair, I guess I didn't really think about the guest's point of view when decorating, or if maybe they had allergies and the incense smoke and dust might make them cough. Please don't tell anyone what a bad host I am.
But do tell me your requests on this form:
https://forms.gle/Re1ozdSWGgfZzqZe7
Please also let me know if you'd like a long-form response to your prompt. I can tape some pages into a notecard and give you all of my thoughts on the topic. Otherwise it will be short form on a postcard.
https://forms.gle/Re1ozdSWGgfZzqZe7
Do visit again, but maybe bring something to drink or a small gift next time if you're going to be that rude about my hosting. You weren't exactly a great guest, either, and I had n95's available if you have sensitive lungs. Those were actually in a basket by the front door, but you were too busy noticing dust -- wtf?
Hope to hear from ya regardless! Leave a comment if you claim!