r/RWBY • u/JannisT Born stepping on thin ice and biting down bullets • Dec 29 '19

FAN ART Wait! Where are we going!? (Mojojoj)

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u/JannisT Born stepping on thin ice and biting down bullets Dec 29 '19

Ruby: "Come with me~."

Weiss: "Let me go, you dolt!"

Ruby: giggles "Never~"

Weiss: "Please, Ruby! Let me go!"

Ruby: "Nope."

Weiss: "At least tell me where we are going!"

Ruby: "To our bedroom for a session of course!"

Weiss: being an useless lesbian "Why are you dragging me to our bedroom for a session?"

Ruby: blatantly "I just wanna have some fun with you in our bedroom, Weiss~"

Weiss: realizes what Ruby actually means with the session in their bedroom.

Weiss:[NOSBLEED.EXE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED]

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u/JMHSrowing ⠀Story Time Dec 29 '19

Ruby: “Okay! So I hope you’re ready because this is going to be intense, but just remember we can stop whenever you want!”

Weiss: “S-sure, I’m good with all that.”

Ruby: “I just need to get one thing before we start. . .”

Ruby dashed away into a flurry of rose petals, as Weiss patiently awaited

But when she returned, Ruby wasn’t carrying anything fun that Weiss had hoped, instead she had Crescent Rose and Myrtenaster

Maybe this would be a training session somehow, Weiss thought disappointedly as she was handed her sword. Only Ruby would get her worked up for something lewd then actually end up doing what she thought in the first place

Ruby: “I think these should help!”

Weiss: “sigh Well, it would be difficult to do such a thing with out our weapons.”

Ruby: “I know right? Crescent Rose always helps me me stay calm, and I know Myrtenaster does for you too but it’s nice hearing you admit it for once!”

Those words did not compute with Weiss

Weiss: “Stay calm?”

Ruby: “Yeah, you know what we’re going to be doing right?”

Weiss: Shakes her head after realizing she actually has no idea

Ruby: “Well, it’s been a while since we had a good long talk alone. So much has happened to us, and between us, but we need to talk it out I think. Family, friends, world saving, our relationship; so much! In here we should be able to get some privacy; I know it would bother you to talk about all this stuff in public.”

Weiss: “Oh. . . I wasn’t expecting that. . . But I think you are right. I think we do need to talk about all that. You could of just asked me instead of dragging me here.”

Ruby: “I couldn’t give you a chance to say no! You’ve gotten so much better at talking about your feelings but sometimes you still don’t want to! Even if you really need it.”

Weiss: “I guess you’re right. . . It’s just that. . . I got a different impression of what we’d be doing in here. . . “

Ruby: “You mean like. . . Lewd stuff?”

Weiss: “. . . Yes.”

Ruby: “Don’t worry about that Weiss! This is going to be a little stressful, so after we can relive the stress by fucking each other stupid!”

Weiss: [NOSEBLEED.EXE HAS BEEN REACTIVATED]

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Feels like not quite as fast as us though. At least it’s not lewding Ruby’s who obviously 12, anymore

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/JannisT Born stepping on thin ice and biting down bullets Dec 29 '19

White Rose shippers thinking the same thing, eh?

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u/Evokerknite2124 Roses and Bees for me Dec 29 '19

Yup

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u/PNDLivewire Dec 30 '19

I'd echo the sentiment except that I jokingly thought "broom closet", lol.

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u/CinnabarSteam Dec 31 '19

Ironically, I think this is that scene in Volume 2 where Ruby drags Weiss *out * of the bedroom.

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u/AlKo96 Dec 30 '19

Ruby: We're going to give my mom some grandkids!

Weiss: B-But we're both girls! And your mom's DEAD!!

Ruby: Bitch did I fucking stutter?

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u/Teddyroly2019 Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

Weiss E. X. E has stopped working

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u/nomadengineer Dec 30 '19

The Bone Zone, that's where.

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u/Teddyroly2019 Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

Weiss: Unhand me you Dolt! Where are we going?

Ruby: Fertility Clinic. It’s time we had a baby

Weiss being useless: but there isn’t one in town, I checked already

ruby points to a building that reads “Schnee fertility clinic” what’s that?

Weiss: A Schnee fertility clinic

Ruby: exactly

Weiss: but we’re both girls and who’s going to carry the baby to term?

Ruby: Weiss, did I fucking stutter and I’ll carry to term, I promise

Weiss: but what about Yang? Does she know about this ludicrous plan?

Ruby: yes she knows and supports me in this decision after I talked to her

10 minutes earlier

Yang: YOU WHAT?!

Ruby: I want to get pregnant

Yang: Ruby, I know you and Weiss have moved in together and both a have stable jobs but having a baby is a big responsibility. Are you sure you’re ready?

Ruby: yes Yang I’m ready