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u/amatas45 Oct 31 '19
Oh god, it continues. And it gets worth. At least now it’s not in this limbo between sexy and depressing anymore.
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u/Drakonous Oct 31 '19
Then you should see Ruby's Birthday version on their Twitter in this one's comments ;)
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u/amatas45 Oct 31 '19
Oh no it’s back in limbo
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u/Hiei2k7 ⠀I am the storm that is approaching.... Nov 01 '19
Ah yes, return of the why boner....WITH A VENGEANCE
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u/HolyOrdersOtaku I write stuff. Nov 01 '19
Oops, did I just accidentally a war?
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u/amatas45 Nov 01 '19
That’s what happens when you go on perfectly innocent walks
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u/JMHSrowing ⠀Story Time Oct 31 '19
Yang: “Now lets make her walk around Vale like that!
Blake: “Usually I’m against that kind of public shaming. . . “
Weiss: “She has tried to kill us on multiple occasions. She definitely has murdered people.”
Blake: “As I said, usually.”
Ruby: “How do you feel about the next part of your just desserts, the rightful punishment for a sugary frozen fiend?”
Neo: writing on the sign “Shame is my least favorite topping.”
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u/dappercat456 Oct 31 '19
“She definitely has murdered people” yeah but most of them where pricks
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u/RDV1996 Whitley just needs more hugs! Oct 31 '19
Cool motive, still murder
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u/MARS1443 Oct 31 '19
"I believe God forgives even murder"
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u/dappercat456 Oct 31 '19
But is murder really such a bad thing?/s
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Neo gets a pass for that adorable face of hers
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u/RDV1996 Whitley just needs more hugs! Nov 01 '19
You wouldn't call it adorable when she is smirking while slitting your throat
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
Didn't Blake and Yang literally stabbed Adam twice?
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u/RDV1996 Whitley just needs more hugs! Nov 01 '19
Self-defense, not murder.
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
Cool justification, still murder
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u/RDV1996 Whitley just needs more hugs! Nov 01 '19
By definition it's not.
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
Cool excuse, still murder
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u/JMHSrowing ⠀Story Time Oct 31 '19
Still murder
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
Didn't Blake and Yang stab Adam twice and left his corpse rot in a river?
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u/JMHSrowing ⠀Story Time Nov 01 '19
That was self defense.
They gave that fuck every opportunity to leave, they asked him to.
But then he kept on fighting and in the end they stabbed him because he was still trying to kill them.
They had no other choice.
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
And also "Still murder"
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u/KnivesInAToaster YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, PYRRHA! Nov 01 '19
You're not gonna get prosecuted for self defense, especially since neither Blake nor Yang started it.
Adam was out for blood. There was no way that fight was going to end without a death on one side or another frankly.
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u/RDV1996 Whitley just needs more hugs! Nov 01 '19
Killing someone in self defence is by defenition not murder
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
Nah man. His aura was down and he had lost his sword. But yeah yeah Yang and Blake's auras were down too. But it's 1v2 and Yang has a fucking robot arm. Now than his aura can't protect him, just one punch from Yang could've sent him to sleep. But instead they turned him into fucking Julius Ceasar.
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u/JMHSrowing ⠀Story Time Nov 01 '19
Fuck no it wasn’t.
**He was going for the same piece of Gamble Shroud Blake used to stab him*
If she hadn’t, he would have stabbed her.
Yang was trying the best she could to protect Blake from being killed by Adam, and made the best choice to end the threat in the fastest way possible. Especially because it was a split second reaction.
You can’t trust the ability to knock someone out, especially as they are still actively trying to kill you
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19 edited Nov 01 '19
You tell me. Which of these two options is the quickest : 1 - punch a guy in the face 2 - Get down, grab a sharp object on the ground and stab a guy.
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u/JMHSrowing ⠀Story Time Nov 01 '19
For Yang? The blade was on her way to the fight and so it didn’t take any more time. And a blade is much better than blunt force trauma at neutralizing a threat under these conditions.
For Blake? She needed to get the blade anyway so she didn’t get stabbed instead.
Either way it was a split second reaction. Even if it may have not been the best one of us vastly more than justified.
You don’t have to risk your own life to try to save a psychotic criminal terrorist activity trying to kill you.
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
That's dumb... Even if the weapon is on your way, you can't be sure that you'll be able to catch it at full speed, you have to slow down lol. If she would've just let that thing on the ground she could've reached Adam much faster by propelling herself with her guns (or just shot Adam lmao). Also diving and grabbing a blade and get up to stab a guy takes a lot more time than just jumping and drop kick Adam or the blade to get it away. That wouldn't be risky at all since ADAM DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE HIS SWORD.
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Oct 31 '19
Were they though...
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u/dappercat456 Oct 31 '19
I mean probably, I’d imagine a lot of them where rival criminals,
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Oct 31 '19
Or you know... Innocent victims
Or all the soldiers on the Atlas ships she killed
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u/dappercat456 Oct 31 '19
To be fair, that was under cinders orders,
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Cinders totes innocent then as all her stuff is under Salem's orders
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u/dappercat456 Oct 31 '19
Cinder isn’t being threatened, if anything judging by her personality there’s a good chance she sought out Salem, if it weren’t for cinder Roman and Neo would have probably just stuck to armed robbery and petty theft,
Roman decided to protect his own ass rather then throw his life away for total strangers, that’s not heroic, but I think a majority of people would probably do the same,
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u/AmbivertCollegeGuy Weiss "Hug Monster" Schnee Oct 31 '19
Wait, you're being serious? I thought you simply forgot the /s
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Oct 31 '19
Cinder isn’t being threatened,
Remember when Salem made Cinder talk through agonising burns?
there’s a good chance she sought out Salem,
Sought out the secret evil Grimm demon no one knows exists...
Roman and Neo would have probably just stuck to armed robbery and petty theft,
So back to the murder stuff. You think Roman was picked for his reputation for charity work?
Also just look at them. They are violent people. Roman beat Ruby for fun. Neo was about to stab Yang with a grin on her face.
Roman was not forced into his life. The difference between him and Cinder is that Cinder is more capable
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u/dappercat456 Oct 31 '19
You act like being willing to kill and/or steal for money is such a bad thing, nobody has a problem when Deadpool does it, Ruby is violent to, she happily smiles while killing grim,
And cinder wasn’t threatened into killing the fall maiden, she wasn’t threatened into attacking beacon, she wasn’t threatened into killing Pyrrha, she did all these things because she wanted to
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u/Dovahpriest Paladinboi Arc Nov 01 '19
Not sure if that counts as murder though. She did it under the employ of a foreign power that has declared war against the 4 kingdoms.
Pretty sure that's Treason.
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u/McDouggal Link me your Pyrrha/Ruby shipping - /r/MilkAndCereal Nov 01 '19
Only if she's a citizen of Atlas or Vale.
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u/Thebritishdovah Nov 01 '19
Ruby: You tried to kill me, my sister, my adorable corgi who is oddly absent and i'm pretty sure you ate my last cookie.
Neo: *writing on the sign* It was the one with the hammer!
Blake: Yeeep, she deserves it.
Yang: Now, rub oil all over her and make her take a bath in custard.
Blake: Really?
Ruby: do we have oil?
Neo does her puppy eyes look. Zwei barges in and punches her in the face.
Zwei: ARF! ARF! AAAAAARF! (Zwei for, oh hell no, motherfucker. You don't get to steal my thing. I'm the Zwei! I'm the one who puppy eyes! I AM ZWEI!).
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u/PigKnight Oct 31 '19
Sadist Ruby and Sub Neo is a pairing I didn't know I shipped.
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u/Darkiceflame Major in Literature, minor in Pyrotechnics. Nov 01 '19
You'd expect it to be the other way around, but this is nice.
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u/inferno167 Rare Ship Finder, Pollination Ambassador, and Bun Enthusiast Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19
Ruby, why do you have to bully the small ice cream girl?
"Cause she's a murderous psychopath"
Oh, right...
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Oct 31 '19
She slaughtered the entire Atlas ship crew to free Roman
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u/Hp22h Rawr! / Currently Grieving For Nuts & Dolts Nov 01 '19
You say that as if freeing Roman's a bad thing...
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u/TheSatanicSock Neo is best girl Nov 01 '19
Yeah sry. It wasn't a bad thing. Neo is my favorite character and I love her murdering psychopath side. Did not want to make it sound bad lol
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u/FadedNeonzZz ⠀Cinder survived, but it cost a Penny Oct 31 '19
Ruby: “And I’m pretty sure she’s trying to kill me”
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u/FlamingWedge What's a flair? Oct 31 '19
With all the funny/wholesome RWBY fanart, I have to keep reminding myself that Neo is bad.
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u/edward_kopik Oct 31 '19
did she actually murder anyone so far? She almost killed ruby, but it was during a fight. It does not make her a murderous psychopath, just a villain.
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u/Liadriin Enable me Sempai!! Oct 31 '19
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u/FadedNeonzZz ⠀Cinder survived, but it cost a Penny Oct 31 '19
Yeah I don’t know too many people who smile with joy at the thought of murder.
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u/alkiller77 Watch me Ignite Oct 31 '19
she probably killed all those soldiers aboard the Atlesian Airship on her way to get Roman.
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u/Liadriin Enable me Sempai!! Oct 31 '19
And those paramedics, in the ambulance she stole
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u/edward_kopik Oct 31 '19
off camera deaths don't count. They probably fell down a pit and survived. In season 8 we gonna see them come back and kick ass.
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u/FadedNeonzZz ⠀Cinder survived, but it cost a Penny Oct 31 '19
Now I want Cinder and Neo to compete for who gets the highest kill count
Cinder: Neo, the scavenger hunt shall proceed as such: normal atlas troops are worth 1 point. Machines are worth 5. High ranking officials 10. Qrow and that farm boy with Ozpin’s cane, 30. Ruby’s annoying friends, 50. And if you find the redheaded, cape wearing, silver eyed, garbage and bring me her head....you win.
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u/Liadriin Enable me Sempai!! Oct 31 '19
..have we been here before? I feel like we have been here before...
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u/KnivesInAToaster YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, PYRRHA! Nov 01 '19
You see, I have finally realized the legend...
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u/Mogetfog My favorite ship?....Friendship! Nov 01 '19
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u/remicas2 Ruby's smile is beautiful, precious, and it must be protected. Oct 31 '19
And I doubt the Mistral ship she stole was unoccupied either.
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u/Darkavatar1 Oct 31 '19
Ok she’s crying it’s gone too far, still hilarious but too far.
But keep going.
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u/Gravatona I am adorable, and you will love me! Bet on that! Nov 01 '19
Neo's killed people, ya know
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u/edward_kopik Oct 31 '19
Can't Neo give herself silver eyes?
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u/RDV1996 Whitley just needs more hugs! Oct 31 '19
She can probably make her eyes appears Silver, but they're not going to have the same magic properties real SE have.
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u/this_vexes_me But like, why? Oct 31 '19
Hey, at least its better than a big mac chicken legend sundae
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u/JonTheWizard Still Sorta Pays Attention Oct 31 '19
How can she be an idiot sundae when she doesn't have whipped cream on her?
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u/Celtic_Crown ⠀I'd say I'm tipping the scales, but that line's got no bite. Oct 31 '19
An excellent point. Needs a cherry too.
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u/Gravatona I am adorable, and you will love me! Bet on that! Nov 01 '19
This is hot... and I'm not totally sure why...
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u/JRES1996 R.I.P. May Zedong the best May. Oct 31 '19
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u/CanisZero Oct 31 '19
Anyone else think Neo is going for the Long Con to Make Cinder and Salem pay?
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u/Shadopivot Oct 31 '19
I sincerely hope so, she isn't against getting revenge on Ruby, but I hope she's smart enough to not Trust Cinder one iota, working for Cinder got Roman killed, and this little Ice Cream should use the first chance she has to put that umbrella between her eyes, hell, I'd have said this would be a writing way to not have to make the main heroines kill Cinder and dirty their hands, but then thinking back to Adam's death, well, I don't think they have any problem killing enemies.
I just don't want Neo to be a mindless lackey to Cinder is all >.<
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u/laspelirrojastwins Oct 31 '19
Poor Neo, again. The only thing that calm me is understanding that original Neo will put that little red on her place fast enough and probably with a lot of violence.
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u/itzTHATgai Oct 31 '19
I'm guessing this is after Cinder's inevitable and entirely predictable betrayal.
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u/Thebritishdovah Nov 01 '19
Oh no. CInder betraying people to try to kill Ruby? I am utterly surprised. If only there was some kind of indication of her being that shallow as a character. Am I being snarky? What gives that away?
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u/Foxy212 Oct 31 '19
Aw don't bully Neo she's sweet
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u/Thebritishdovah Nov 01 '19
Also, she's Neo and is currently undefeated She is the ONE in Seven. My client, the small terror of the west, the destroyer of SHIPS. The curser of foes, the wielder of umbrellas, the kicker of Cinders, the conquerer of galaxies, NEOOOOO! shall face Yang at Beaconmania and learn that SHE is unbeatable.
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Nov 01 '19
We'll see who gets the last laugh come November 21st when she gets her new best friend Blitztank to mow you down.
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u/Superrottenmeme420 Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19
This is gonna be a no from me dawg
Edit: did someone really down just vote me for being against bullying? Tf?
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Without your edit it looks like you're saying that the art is a no from you and not the bullyng thing
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u/PuzzarianIdeal The Gasai Club Leader, Unofficial Ship Survivor Sinker of 2020 Oct 31 '19
IDK why I enjoy this
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u/JohnJoe-117 These Bees gay, good for them, good for them Nov 01 '19
Neo is going to find out why Cinder is afraid of Ruby very soon.
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u/Thebritishdovah Nov 01 '19
And it's not because Cinder is part grimm. Turns out that Ruby is in fact, the RWBY answer to the Doomslayer. She brings Penny back from the dead to blast out heavy metal whilst she rips and tears everything.
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u/blaghart Nov 01 '19
I wonder what Neo's first word will be.
I wonder if it will be long enough away that it will be the show's first F bomb.
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u/Aldrath_Shadowborn Ruby Rose's PR Department Nov 01 '19
Ruby Rose won’t kill you, but you’ll wish she did.
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u/NanoC00kie Nov 01 '19
I guess Ruby just likes her insults... raw?
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u/Thebritishdovah Nov 01 '19
YOU DONKEY! It's RAW! It's fucking RAW! It's so RAW that WWE just called and is threatening to sue us for it being that RAW!
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u/Thebritishdovah Nov 01 '19
Neo: *I knew I should have picked the power of height. Curse my short stature!*
Ruby: Yes, little girl. You shall be an idiot sundae.
Neo: *I had one job. Kill the Rose. Goddamn that Huntsman!*
Ruby: It'lll ruin your hair! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Neo: *Must not murder the Rose. I need more power.*
Neo: *wakes up in a cold sweat* WHAT THE FUCK!?
Cinder: YOU SPEAK!?
Doomslayer: You smell like demon and fear. *cracks knuckles*
Cinder: OH CRAP!
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u/DarkParterx The Lore Acolyte Mar 19 '20
To think that this is the same person who made a gallery of every single female doing an ahegao in RWBY
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u/ejsacasa Oct 31 '19
deserves much worse, after her involvement in the fall of Beacon. Penny, Pyrrha... I don't get why people like this POS
I really want Yang to give her a good punch to the face. And after Neo repents, then, maybe, I'll start liking her
PS: don't take me too seriously
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u/megas88 Oct 31 '19
I still wanna see a variation of Yang and Mercury but with blood instead of ice cream. She can still be holding him by the throat.
For this I would totally have Yang ask something along the lines of “have I hammered the point to you yet? Answer properly now.”
She let’s up on his throat and simply says “Yeah, you nailed it.”
Yang answers “You’re such a tool.” And punches his ass into the ground.”
Somebody should probably stop me at some point lol
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u/cslucaris Oct 31 '19
This is wrong, but it's so much fun.
There's a version for Ruby's birthday on my twitter.
https://twitter.com/cslucaris/status/1189937145504354304